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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9335 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.
So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.