Not only will you be able to build and explore in a blocky world, but you’ll also witness the power of ass growth like never before!
Forget about boring old servers, ours is where the real action happens – the action of making virtual asses bigger and better for your viewing pleasure!
So come on, join us and experience the ultimate satisfaction of being surrounded by curvy Minecraft babes with fatter asses than you ever thought possible!
Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.
So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?
and get this, on this server, you can build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows and have a pet dragon that farts glitter. like, how epic is that?
plus, there’s this secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold, but watch out for the evil zombie llamas that guard it. they’ll try to steal your precious loot, so you gotta be on your toes.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a disco party every night in the enchanted forest? you can dance with talking animals and eat unlimited cake. it’s lit, fam.
so, if you wanna have the most insane, hilarious, and magical minecraft experience of your life, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🍭🏰💎🦙🎉🍰
We don’t discriminate against collapsed brains, we embrace them. So if you wanna feel bad for yourself and beg for validation about how smart you are, this is the place for you.
Blame the school, not yourself, bro. Join our server and let your collapsed brain roam free. Just remember, we’re all a little messed up here, but that’s what makes us special. So come on, join us in the land of the lost geniuses.
And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.
So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!