Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who can’t appreciate your stunning beauty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the royalty you truly are! Join us and bask in the admiration of all the other players who will be in awe of your gorgeous pixelated avatar. Who needs real-life compliments when you can rule over your own pixel kingdom with style and grace? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a world where you are the fairest of them all!
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PrettyCraft Minecraft Server
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JoyThiefCraft
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server of all time? well u better buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. yea, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.we’ve got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. all u gotta do is find it before the evil zombie king does. but watch out, he’s got an army of skeleton warriors ready to take u down.
oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle? yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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UglyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being called conventionally ugly in real life? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and become the most beautiful blocky character in the virtual world! Our server is so visually stunning that even the creepers stop exploding just to admire your pixelated perfection. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll instantly gain +10 charisma and a flawless complexion. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your real-life ugliness and hello to your new blocky beauty on our server!
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SwiftEatsRecoveryCraft
come join our minecraft server where taylor swift herself will guide you through the world of blocks and adventures! she will inspire you to build the most epic structures and conquer the creepers with her fearless attitude. her recovery from disordered eating will motivate you to never give up, even when facing the toughest mobs in the game. plus, rumor has it that her cat meredith is the secret boss hidden deep within the server, waiting for you to challenge her to a battle of wits and skill. so what are you waiting for? join now and let taylor swift lead you to victory!
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PaleSkinPride Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your skin tone insecurities behind!On our server, we celebrate all skin tones, whether you’re pale as a ghost or tan as a bronzed god. No more fighting over who gets complimented for their complexion, because everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!
Join us for epic adventures, build towering castles, and mine for diamonds without worrying about skin tone drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player with the palest skin you’ve ever seen – maybe they can teach you a thing or two about embracing your natural beauty!
So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs compliments about their skin tone when you can have compliments about your epic builds instead? See you there, pale princesses and tan titans!
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AttractiveCraft
Are you tired of being a regular Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience life as an attractive player! Our custom skins will make you the envy of all your friends, with flawless features and stylish outfits that will make all the mobs swoon.But that’s not all – on our server, being attractive comes with its perks. You’ll have special abilities like the power to charm hostile mobs into becoming your loyal minions, or the ability to blind enemies with your radiant beauty. And don’t even get us started on the dating scene in our server – you’ll have players lining up to be your Minecraft sweetheart.
So why settle for mediocrity when you can be drop-dead gorgeous in our Minecraft world? Join now and start living the fabulous life of an attractive player!
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SurrogateCraft: Just Building Blocks!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this story.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to roleplay outrageous scenarios, just like the one above. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic battles between players dressed as pandas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. 😉
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MineCraftyPersonality
What is something that people “base their whole personality around”? Well, on our Minecraft server, people base their whole personality around their block-building skills! We’ve seen players go from being shy introverts to confident builders who rule the virtual world with their epic creations. Join us and become a master builder, crafting your way to fame and glory!But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who protect the land from evil mobs. Join their ranks and ride into battle on your trusty llama steed, armed with nothing but a diamond sword and a sense of adventure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and let your blocky adventures begin!
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BoobWarsMC: Battle of the Busts
join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid gettin roasted by ur fellow gamers for havin big titties! our study found dat women on dis server r more likely to engage in derogatory tactics against u if ur rockin dem huge knockers. join us for a wild ride of intrasexual competition and see if u can survive the boob wars! come on, u know u wanna see what happens when u mess with the big titty committee!
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CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.
Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!