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Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP
Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course). -
BlockyBoysNSpandex
Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure! -
NewBodyWhoDis Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can change any part of your body with just a few clicks! Tired of those boring old arms? Swap them out for tentacles and become the ultimate underwater warrior. Sick of your plain old human legs? Trade them in for rocket-powered stilts and zoom around the server at lightning speed. The possibilities are endless on our server, where body modification is not only encouraged but celebrated!Join us on this wild adventure where players have transformed into all kinds of creatures, from unicorns with laser eyes to cyborgs with built-in disco balls. Who knows what kind of crazy creations you’ll come up with? So come on down and join our wacky community of body-modifying enthusiasts. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
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PixelPeekers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before! -
CraftyFriendz
Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!
Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.
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No Ego Zone
HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!
SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!
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SelfLoveCraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant statue of a potato using only dirt blocks and TNT?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken” – a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the server.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our crazy, chaotic world.
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ConfidentCraft SMP: ColorfulVibes
Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Do you want to stand out and show off your unique style? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who wear the most confident colors! That’s right, if you’re not rocking neon pink and lime green armor, then you’re not welcome here.Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the most fabulous outfit. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing boring old iron armor when everyone else is strutting their stuff in glittery diamond gear.
So come on, show us your true colors and join our server today. Who knows, you might just become the fashion icon of the Minecraft world!