Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where being unattractive is actually an advantage! Our pixelated world is filled with mobs who are so ugly, you’ll fit right in! Plus, our community is full of players who appreciate your inner beauty (or lack thereof). So come join us and embrace your inner creeper!
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UglyCraft: Embrace the Blocky Beauty!
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PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.
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NephewStinksNoMore
Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!
Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!
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HeartlessHugger Minecraft SMP
Tired of being ignored and undervalued in your current Minecraft SMP? Join our server and leave those losers in the dust! Our community is full of players who will treat you like the diamond you are, not some measly cobblestone. Plus, we have a strict no-feelings-playing policy – anyone caught messing with your emotions will be banished to the Nether for eternity. So come join us and find your true Minecraft soulmates, because you deserve nothing but the best in blocky relationships!
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HappyComplimentsMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people say is “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the compliments are as outrageous as the builds!Imagine getting compliments like “Your house is so epic, it made me cry diamonds” or “Your skin is so on point, even the creepers are jealous”. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who will make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llama-riding pandas who throw epic dance parties every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty weird around here).
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and bask in the glory of the most outrageous compliments you’ve ever heard, join us on our one-of-a-kind SMP today!
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NoseJobCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dating someone who can’t handle your nose job secrets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, nobody cares about your nose job history – we’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers.Imagine a world where your nose job is just a distant memory, overshadowed by the thrill of exploring new lands and conquering dungeons. Leave Adam behind and join a community where your surgical past is just a funny anecdote, not a source of drama.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your nose job secrets in the past where they belong. Who needs Adam when you have a diamond sword and a virtual world to conquer?
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TikTokBodyImageDisaster
so, like, u know how tiktok can mess with ur head, right? well, this server is like the opposite of that! here, u can build ur own world and be whoever u want to be without worrying about what other ppl think. no toxic vibes here, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have the most insane events like, once a month we have a giant pig race where u can win diamonds and stuff. so, like, join us and leave all that tiktok drama behind. u won’t regret it, i swear!
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Single & Swinging Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being the perpetual single friend, always there for your pals when their relationships fail but left alone when they’re in love? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the loneliness! Join us and make new friends who will never leave you hanging, no matter their relationship status.On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being the “available” friend again. We guarantee 24/7 companionship, virtual meet-ups, and endless fun activities to keep you entertained. Say goodbye to feeling used and hello to a community that values your presence, single or not!
So why wait? Join our server now and let us be your forever friends, because who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual family waiting for you? Don’t be the AITA for prioritizing your own happiness – come join us and never feel alone again!
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TransCraft: No BF, Just Dirt
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy antics!Picture this: you log on and immediately see a player with hair so greasy it could rival a slime block. But wait, there’s more! This player re-wears the same jacket for days on end, creating a unique aroma that will have you questioning your life choices. And don’t even get us started on the teeth as yellow as a block of gold!
But fear not, for this player is on a quest to improve their personal hygiene and you can join in on the fun! Help them wash their hair more than once a week, encourage them to wear deodorant in the scorching Minecraft heat, and maybe even teach them the wonders of toothpaste.
Join now for a server experience like no other! Who needs diamonds and enchantments when you have the thrill of helping a fellow player level up their hygiene game? It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!
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BorderlineCraft: Dissociation Edition
yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got women with borderline personality disorder who experience like, super heightened dissociation symptoms in sexual situations. it’s like, totally crazy, man. compared to healthy women, these ladies are like, on another level with symptoms of depersonalization and derealization. it’s like, a whole new world in our server, you gotta see it to believe it. come join the madness and experience the wildest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!