We have unsolicited pointers galore, just like in real life! From telling you your virtual shorts are too short to your virtual room being too messy, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, your virtual dad will still find ways to make you feel guilty about spending virtual money.
But hey, on our server, you can make millions working at virtual Nvidia and your virtual dad will actually be proud of you! Show off your virtual patent inventions and bask in the virtual glory of your career achievements.
Join us and practice kind rebellion by telling your virtual dad “that’s very nice of you to suggest, I’ll think about it” while secretly plotting your virtual escape. And if things get too intense, just roll up into a little ball and hide in your virtual room – just make sure it’s not too messy!
So if you’re feeling emotionally enraged and in need of a virtual escape, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual rebellion and chaos at your fingertips?
But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.
So, like, the reason you should totally join is because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden lever, you’ll unlock a secret room filled with enchanted gear and potions. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and stuff.
Plus, we have this crazy PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show off your PvP skills. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ fire-breathing dragon as a pet.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have this giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the entire server. It’s like Disneyland, but with creepers and zombies instead of Mickey Mouse.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage out of cobblestone, or if you want to ride pigs off cliffs like a true daredevil. We’ve even got a secret underground club where we host dance parties with skeletons and zombies.
So if you’re ready to join the craziest, most chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, then buckle up buttercup and get ready for the ride of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of absolute madness, where the only rule is to have fun or get out. So, what’s the BEST thing about you? Come show us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🎉🐷🔥💎🕺 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrRegretItForever #NicolasCageStatueGoals
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.
Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.
So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
LifeLantern is a cracked server to play and 24/7 With No Lagg So JOIN NOW!! 355665555666677544&!!”4-!&4-;-55-;&5&::-&&&::
LifeLantern.falixsrv.me:38697
– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –
– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote
play.coralhaven.net
Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure
redefaint.com.br
Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.
Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.
There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.
Frostic.mcserver.us
Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun
gotsmp.feathermc.gg
New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!
– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks
Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com
play.opal-mc.com
“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text
104.238.220.120:25585
Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]
Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?
play.empyriamc.com
So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!
Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/
If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!
There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/
142.4.207.221:25606
AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.
We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.
The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!
– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!
mc.auanarchy.com