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ArtisticFamDiscount
Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down! -
CraftyLiesMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).
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BoomerBlockz
Are you tired of aging and feeling like your youth is slipping away faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is a mere illusion! Join us and defy the laws of aging as you build, mine, and craft your way to eternal youth and immortality. Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of blocky fun and adventure. Who needs a fountain of youth when you have a diamond pickaxe and a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and stay forever young in the world of Minecraft! -
RegretCraft: Should’ve Dug Deeper!
Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams and then some!Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers who have a strange obsession with wearing pumpkins on their heads. Build a castle so magnificent that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire its beauty.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken who’s afraid of heights, in which case, maybe stick to farming carrots).
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SelfHateSMP – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of hating yourself in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let all your self-hatred melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will love you unconditionally (unless you steal their diamonds, then all bets are off).Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and lava instead of boring old couches and therapists. You can work through your self-hate by punching trees, fighting off zombies, and creating the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll cheer you on every step of the way, even if you accidentally blow up your own house (again).
So why waste time hating yourself in real life when you could be hating yourself in Minecraft instead? Join our server today and let the self-loathing begin!
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PixelPainWhatIf
Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

