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Ex-GF grief on Minecraft server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more stable than your brother’s love life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any sudden breakups ruining your day – unless, of course, you count the time someone’s pet pig ran off with their diamond sword. Join us now and let’s bond over our shared love of blocky adventures! Who needs a significant other when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day? -
Neurding’s Random Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds! Rumor has it that the chicken statue comes to life at night and challenges players to epic dance battles for rare loot. Will you be the one to out-dance the diamond chicken? Join now and uncover the mystery behind Steve’s poultry obsession! -
Blocky Pride Minecraft Server
Looking for a place to build your rainbow castle and mine for fabulous diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with glittery creepers, rainbow sheep, and fabulous adventures. Our community is as diverse as a box of crayons, so you can be your true rainbow self without fear of judgment. Plus, our mods are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and keeping the peace in our magical world. So come on, honey, let your rainbow flag fly high and join us on the most fabulous Minecraft server around! -
BlockyRainbow Minecraft Server
Are you tired of hiding your true self from your friends? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all players, regardless of their sexual orientation! Join us and let your rainbow flag fly high as you build, mine, and craft your way to acceptance and friendship. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cute Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend to share your virtual adventures with! So come on, don’t be shy, let your friends know that you’re gay and proud on our fabulous server! -
SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry
Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure! -
Clone Wars Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where clones of yourself pop up everywhere! Imagine the chaos of having multiple versions of yourself running around causing mischief. Join us for the ultimate clone showdown and see who comes out on top as the ultimate Minecraft master. Will you befriend your clones or battle them to the death? The choice is yours on our wacky server where anything can happen. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world full of yourself! -
ADHD Minecraft SMP Prodigy
Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft SMP server? It’s like a chaotic ADHD dream come true! We’ve got so much going on, you’ll never get bored!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, when suddenly a herd of wild llamas come charging at you because they heard you have the best loot. Or how about the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone accidentally fed one too many seeds?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, where you can join a faction and plot against your enemies. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as pandas and had a dance party in the village square.
So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP server and embrace your inner chaos! Who needs a diagnosis when you have a whole world of madness waiting for you?
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Hardened Heart Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only women you’ll encounter are pixelated and blocky! Say goodbye to your hardened heart towards women because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind in the endless world of building and crafting.Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Who needs real women when you can have virtual ones that won’t make you angry, upset, or uncomfortable? So come on, dive into our pixelated paradise and leave your real-world worries behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. But watch out for the evil Creepers who are plotting to steal it for themselves!
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for ghostly griefer legends here! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Because if Minecraft servers could talk, ours would say “I should have been a girl” because it’s just that fabulous!