Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally become ME! That’s right, your character will be a spitting image of me, complete with my fabulous hair and impeccable fashion sense.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From rainbow unicorns that fart glitter to flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground disco dungeon? Dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons as you groove to the sickest beats in all of Minecraft.
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and shenanigans you could ever want!
Join us and become part of a community where the only goal is to have fun and make each other laugh. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a castle made entirely of cake.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Army” faction, where players roleplay as chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a creeper or riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle on the front page of a magazine – full of excitement and adventure!
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco cave. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the Nether realm. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will grant you infinite luck in the game.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that spits out golden nuggets instead of poop.
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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old relationships that end in lies and deceit? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world, free from fake nurses and fake med school programs!
Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies are the ones you tell about your epic mining skills. No more heartbreak, just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky paradise.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who thought they found the one, only to discover they were living a double life. But fear not, on our server, the only double life you’ll lead is as a master builder and a creeper slayer.
Don’t be like our poor friend who fell for a fake nurse, join our server and build a life filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, honesty. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of being just another player on a Minecraft server? Well, on our server, you can literally become someone else! That’s right, we have a special potion that turns you into a Russian player. Imagine speaking in a thick Russian accent and building epic structures like the Kremlin. Who wouldn’t want to be Russian for a day?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the fabled diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Let’s turn the tables and make the Russians become you!
Kastia is perhaps the most expansive Minecraft MMORPG in existence. Beyond that, Kastia features exclusive minigames such as Lucky Block Skywars, Ronbattle, and more!
Everything on the server is coded from scratch by Ronbo, and the team strives to push out new content and features on a weekly, if not daily basis.
What can you expect to see in Kastia?
INTENSE COMBAT AND AMAZING ITEMS
CHALLENGING DUNGEONS
IMMERSIVE QUESTS AND LORE
BEAUTIFUL BUILDS
So, please, come check us out today!
Inspired by noted games Skyrim and Borderlands, this dungeon-grinding role player combines the aspects of collecting and raiding realms to create the ultimate Minecraft RPG experience. Uncover the many secrets of EXCAVATION and become the greatest warrior ever to travel through this level-based game.
Cryptic Prison is a new sort of prison server, we strive for custom content and are always adding new and exciting custom items to our prison! At the moment you can login and mine in your own PRIVATE mine, and use some of our in-house custom items such as ROBOTS, which will mine for you even when you are OFFLINE, so you never lose the chance on ranking up and claiming the topspot on our LEADERBOARDS.
You also do not have to spend a CENT on our store, as all store ranks and items are obtainable INGAME, through hard work and determination.
All of our STAFF are fully trained members of the CRYPTIC team, and will not let you down.
HEXmc is a new Faction PvP Server.
JOIN IN, TEAM UP, AND THROW DOWN.
Build your ultimate base with your friends, and work together to destroy your enemies and earn the title of the Best Faction On The Server.
BuyCraft
So you want us to get another plugin? Now you can encourage us to get it! By paying $1 you’ll encourage us to get a plugin that the server needs, or a minigame or anythhing like it. You can also buy a Grand Opening Package (Only 10 available!), that has everything you need to Dominate.
Do You Have What It Takes?
I Don’t Know, But Lets See.
Gather Your Friends And Join
HEXmc!!
NOTICE: DO NOT ASK FOR RANKS, YOU WILL NOT GET THAT RANK!
The team behind Evisea tries their best to provide a unique kind of survival experience. We got it ALL in one amazing package, suitable for any type of player.
– Fully custom Quest sequences with in-depth stories.
– A dynamic pricing system for the global shop, accessible by any player.
– Thirst and Diseases as an addition to the hunger bar and health bar.
– A fully custom world with custom biomes and mobs.
– A dual ranking system, and much more!!
Jeddix is a server which includes factions/hungergames you can go out an survive in the lush forests or play a awesome game of
HungerGames with all of your friends. our jeddix server is hoping to be some what of a network eventually if we can get enogh people donating we can make it!. so please join the server have a great time and donate for awsome Kits and Commands
Also we are a very new server so we need staff and builders so we are very happy to read your application but you have to join the
server to apply for a Mod. But as builders go we dont mind who you are as lon as you can build some awesome things. we also have some very cheap and very OP ranks to buy we also have enchantment that go up to Lvl 1000 which make PVPing 1000%
BETTER!
IF THE IP DOESNT WORK USE 198.154.155.10 thanks!
Enderdragon.de offers something for every player. Whether survival, creative, PvP, minigames, there is something for everyone.
In Survival you can build your own house in 13 different villages with themes such as jungle, underwater, nature, medieval and many more. To earn money, you can do a job, rent your own shop and sell the items and blocks from the job there.
In Creative you can build on your 100×100 plot alone or together with your friends. You can display your skin in your own skin lot for everyone to see.
PvP offers everything you need to fight. You can create your own faction or join an existing one. With the faction you can claim land for yourself and build there. And of course, your faction can go to war to destroy your enemies and conquer their lands.
The minigames world contains many entertaining games for your entertainment. Build your own flying island in Skyblock, play paintball on one of our many themed maps, fight each other in BedWars or master the hardest platformers.
The Enderdragon.de team wishes you a lot of fun on Enderdragon.de
Standard minecraft, no bullshit. Nice farmingserver with nice big world ready to be explored and built in. Our main focus is on having a nice community where everyone can enjoy minecraft. Gameplay with the help of land and chest protections. Norsk server, vi snakker også svensk, dansk og engelsk. The goal is to farm items and sell for money. Money can be used to trade with other players and buy nicer items for your house.
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