self-discipline Minecraft Servers

Self-Discipline

  • AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

    AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.

    Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BedrockBuddies

    BedrockBuddies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where making your bed is a daily chore? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making your bed is a thing of the past! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure where beds make themselves and you can spend your time building epic structures and battling dragons instead of fussing over linens.

    Our server is home to a community of players who have all sworn off bed-making in favor of epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans. Imagine a world where your bed magically fluffs itself up every morning, leaving you free to explore dungeons, tame wild animals, and prank your friends with exploding chickens.

    So if you’re tired of adulting and ready to embrace a life of bed-making rebellion, join us on our server and let your inner child run wild. Who needs a perfectly made bed when you can have a perfectly ridiculous time instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MasochistMinecraft SMP

    MasochistMinecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every Tuesday where we all wear diamond armor and dance to creeper music. And get this, our mayor is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s always making these ridiculous laws like “Thou shalt not mine diamonds on a Wednesday” and “All players must wear a pumpkin on their head at all times”. It’s wild, man.

    But the best part is the annual llama race we have. We all ride llamas through an obstacle course filled with lava pits and zombie pigmen. Winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for a whole year. It’s so intense, you’ll be like, “Why do I keep doing this to myself?” But then you’ll remember the thrill of the chase and the glory of victory, and you’ll be like, “Oh yeah, that’s why.”

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who knows, man. Just come play with us and let’s make some memories that will make you question your life choices.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

    GymBlocker Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget the gym, come join our Minecraft SMP instead! We have virtual workouts where you have to mine blocks and punch trees to get those gains. Plus, our server is so lit, we have a secret underground gym where you can battle mobs for your cardio. And don’t even get me started on our protein shake dispenser in the spawn area. It’s like, totally OP, bro. So what are you waiting for? Ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft fitness fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HabitCraft SMP: New Year, New Habits!

    HabitCraft SMP: New Year, New Habits!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I joined this year. It’s like, the craziest server ever, man. Like, one time, we had a whole event where we had to ride pigs off a cliff and whoever’s pig survived the fall won a diamond block. It was wild, bro.

    And get this, there’s this one dude on the server who built a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, why? I have no idea, but it’s hilarious. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig noises. Like, oink oink, bro. It’s so random and I love it.

    But the best part is the admin of the server. He’s like a wizard or something, man. He can summon lightning storms and turn all the sheep into llamas. It’s insane, bro. You gotta join this server, man. It’s a total trip.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Plappy Land 1.20.1

    Plappy Land 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of plappies and unicorns.

    We got rainbow sheep that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot lasers.

    You can build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle.

    Plus, the admins are actually wizards in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the secret potato.

    So come on, join us and let’s get plappy together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyForever

    CraftyForever

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you’re tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and battling creepers, then boy do we have the Minecraft server for you!

    Join our server and say goodbye to boring chores and hello to endless possibilities! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? You can do that here! Want to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world!

    So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life! Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can be a virtual master builder? Let your imagination run wild and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HabitCraft SMP: DailyDoseOfPositivity

    HabitCraft SMP: DailyDoseOfPositivity

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond stash that granted them superpowers. They became the ruler of the server and led us all in epic battles against evil mobs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join their ranks and conquer the land with your feathered friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. And remember, always mine diamonds and stay funky fresh, my dudes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CheatLifeCraft

    CheatLifeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing by the rules in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can build a house made entirely of diamonds without ever having to mine for them. Or where you can ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

    On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s processing power, but who cares about that?). So come join us and unleash your inner cheat code master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlimCraft SMP

    SlimCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh my god, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found! It’s like, the best server ever, bro. Like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down on there. I joined because I heard they have this secret weight loss program where you have to mine diamonds for hours on end. And let me tell you, it works! I lost like 20 pounds in a week just from playing on this server. It’s insane, bro.

    But that’s not even the best part. They have these epic PvP battles where you can fight to the death with other players. I once took down a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. It was so epic, bro. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts they do every weekend. I found a chest full of enchanted golden apples once, it was like hitting the jackpot.

    So yeah, if you want to lose weight, battle monsters, and find epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s the best decision I ever made, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP