Self-Destructive Thoughts MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SelfLoathingCraft

self improvement, self-criticism, Insecurity, self reflection, self-destructive thoughts

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! That’s right, you can prance around the world spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere you go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best chicken impression and they’ll lead you to riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough, we also have a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. It’s like a rave party that never ends! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old Steve forever!

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BlockySurvivalFun

Hope, suicide awareness, healing, seeking help, Suicide prevention

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! What stopped you from killing yourself that night? Was it the thought of missing out on our epic server where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and enter a realm of pure madness and hilarity. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

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LonelyLoot Minecraft Server

Inner Demons, ISOLATION, mental anguish, despairing thoughts, Darkness

Tired of rotting away in your dark, lonely room? Escape the clutches of your mind prison and join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing consuming you will be the thrill of adventure! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (yes, they exist here). Don’t miss out on the chance to break free from your mundane existence and embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

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Blocky Job Hunt: Minecraft Server for Late Bloomers

mental health support, mental health, Bloomers, Job, suicidal thoughts

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting a job at 25 is considered a huge achievement! Why bother with real life struggles when you can join our server and become the CEO of Diamond Mining in no time?

Forget about job applications and interviews, on our server, all you need to do is craft a pickaxe and start digging for those precious diamonds. Who needs a resume when you can show off your epic mining skills to impress potential employers?

And if you’re feeling down about not having a gun to kys (kill yourself), don’t worry! Our server is a gun-free zone where the only weapons you need are your trusty sword and bow. Join us now and let’s slay some creepers together instead of contemplating drastic measures.

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AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

objectification, Anime, large bust, animation, Boobs

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

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GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, family priorities, family communication, grandparenting

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

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SisWantsWifeFitz

mediator., anger, Inheritance, Wife, mourning

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

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YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

existentialism, inevitability, mortality acceptance, yolocraft, questioning existence

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

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Love Triangle Craft

monogamy, Communication, Honesty, feelings, DATING

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

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Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, policy, Economy, innovation, Overtime

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

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