self-destructive behavior Minecraft Servers

Self-Destructive Behavior

  • Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Confused Gamer Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only self-harm is accidentally falling into a pit of lava and the only suicide “attempts” are jumping off a cliff to respawn with full health! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

    Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

    Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hurt Someone Minecraft Server

    Hurt Someone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally punching a tree and hurting yourself? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and crazy that you’ll be hurting yourself from laughing so hard at all the shenanigans going on. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Join now for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Larper’s Minecraft Server

    Larper’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft things? Well, look no further because on our server, you can just press a button and instantly have a mansion made of diamonds!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate exclusively in dolphin noises. It’s like being in your own underwater paradise, except there’s no water and you’re not a dolphin.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game turn into dancing llamas wearing top hats. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chunky Minecraft Server

    Chunky Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be a fatass by 25 or your money back! Why risk your life when you can join our server and get fit while playing Minecraft? Our virtual workouts will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping bacon and gold wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll gain eternal glory and a lifetime supply of bacon.

    So come join us on our server and say goodbye to being a fatass by 25 – because here, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

    Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

    But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

    ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ToxicLove in Minecraft SMP

    ToxicLove in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs.

    Forget about romanticizing peaceful survival, because on our server, you’ll be constantly on the edge of your seat as you try to navigate through a world where every block is made of lava and every tree is secretly a disguised Ender Dragon.

    But hey, if you’re into the thrill of constant danger and unexpected surprises, then this is the perfect place for you! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of extra lives!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP