self destruction Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost in Time’s Embrace 1.20.2

1.20.2, anger, BETRAYAL, Depravity, despicable behavior., disgust, disgusting behavior, Embrace, Faggots, hatred, Inhumanity, injustice, life stolen, Loathing, Lost, objectivity, revulsion, robbery, self destruction, seven billion people, shit eating, Times, unfairness, worst behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the shit-eating faggots of reality! We promise not to rob you of everything, unlike those disgusting seven billion people. On our server, you can build your own life without having to deal with people shitting into each other’s mouths. It’s objectively unfair out there, but in here, you can be the best! So come join us and leave the real world behind.

ShallowCraft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Authenticity, depth of character, emotional depth, facade, false-self, identity crisis, inner turmoil, Insecurity, introspection, lack of authenticity, Land, performative, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Shallow, ShallowCraft, Superficiality, true self

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	5452	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Join our Minecraft server and escape the existential crisis of your shallow and performative life!

Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!

Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!

Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, compulsive behavior, coping mechanisms, emotional issues, emotional trauma, Ethereal, feeling dirty, HIV contraction, mental health, Nightmares, personality disorders, Realm, regret, regrettable actions, risky behavior, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, sexual health, sleepless nights, unprotected sex

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the harsh realities of life!

– Build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be, no judgment here! – Explore endless possibilities and let your imagination run wild, unlike your regrettable life decisions. – Make new friends who won’t judge you for your past, unlike those 3+ men a day. – No risk of contracting HIV in our virtual world, only pure fun and adventure! – Say goodbye to vivid nightmares and hello to peaceful nights of building and crafting. – Break free from your self-destructive patterns and start fresh in a world where you are in control.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life, one block at a time!

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

acceptance, Cock, Cocky, consequences, dignity, discrimination, gender, Identity, LGBTQ, Lust, Minecraft, personal choices, relationships, Respect, self destruction, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-destructive behavior, Server, Sexuality, shame, society, Trans, Transgender

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

ZombieLoveCrafters

Abuse, addiction, crime, dark side, Dysfunction, glamorize, Horrible, Manipulation, mental illness, neglect, POVERTY, ROMANTICIZE, self destruction, Suffering, toxic relationships, Tragedy, twisted love, unhealthy behaviors, violence, War, ZombieLoveCrafters

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7467	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ores Mined:	6466
Astral Projections Made:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, come join our server where we have turned the mundane into the magnificent!

Ever wanted to live out your wildest dreams of being a superhero? Well, on our server, you can! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and save the day from evil mobs!

Or maybe you’ve always wanted to be a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of parrots, and plunder the land for all its riches!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a wizard and casting spells to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies? Or a mad scientist creating crazy contraptions that defy the laws of physics? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who needs reality when you can have insanity?

No Fight Club Twice

Anarchy, brad pitt, Chuck Palahniuk, club, cult classic, dark humor, Edward Norton, existentialism, Fight, fight club, follow, identity crisis, mental health, Movie, Once, philosophy, Rebellion, rules, secret society, self destruction, Underground, violence

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CHICKENS THAN A FARM ON STEROIDS. U CAN FLY ON A PIG AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND UNICORNS. ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE AND THEY’LL GIVE U SUPERPOWERS IF U SAY THE MAGIC WORD “PINEAPPLES” 69 TIMES. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, OR ELSE THE CREEPERS WILL EAT UR COOKIES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTISLIFE 🐔🚀💎🦄🍍🍪

MineCraftMayhem

addiction, bad decisions, career mistakes, criminal activity, destructive behavior, easiest way to ruin life, financial ruin, impulsive decisions, irresponsible actions, lack of self-care, mental health neglect, MinecraftMayhem, negative consequences, poor choices, poor judgment, ruining relationships, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, substance abuse, toxic relationships

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Joining our Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you with enchanted swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with evil llamas plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. And don’t even get us started on the talking sheep who offer questionable advice on how to survive in this wacky world.

So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your life choices, join our server today! Just be prepared to face the consequences of entering this chaotic and hilarious virtual world.

Crafting & Laughing to Avoid Adulting

addiction, adulting, alcoholism, AVOID, avoidance, coping mechanism, Crafting, denial, depression, destructive tendencies, Drinking, escapism, harmful behavior, LAUGHING, mental health, Recovery, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-medication, substance abuse, Therapy, unhealthy habits

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Void Gems Collected:	32
Magic Items Found:	2475	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape ur sad reality and live in a world where u can build giant statues of urself and rule over ur minions.

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart out fireworks.

u can battle against evil llamas that shoot laser beams from their eyes and team up with talking chickens that give u quests to find the mystical golden egg.

if u join now, u will receive a free pet dragon that spits out hot sauce and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so why waste ur time on boring stuff when u can join our server and live out ur wildest dreams? come join us now before the llamas take over the world!

CannibalCraft: Eat Yourself to Death!

BIZARRE, cannibal, CannibalCraft, dangerous behavior, dark humor, death, Disturbing, Eat, extreme actions, fatal consequences, Macabre, mental health, Morbid, psychological issues, self destruction, self harm, self-cannibalism, self-destructive tendencies, suicidal, Twisted, twisted humor

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Farms Harvested:	589	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the djs and creepers as the bouncers.

if you join now, you might just stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while eating a taco made of diamonds.

our server is so lit that even a suicidal cannibal could technically eat themself to death. but don’t worry, we have a team of magical unicorns ready to revive you with rainbow sparkles and glitter bombs.

so come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Blocky Regrets Minecraft Server

bad decisions, blocky, destructive choices, Downfall, falling apart, hitting bottom, irreversible damage, life in shambles, lost control, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal failure, regrets, rock bottom, ruined life, self destruction, self-destructive behavior, self-inflicted pain, self-inflicted wounds, self-made disaster, self-sabotage, Server, spiraling down

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dimension Hops:	10

Are you tired of your sad, pathetic excuse for a life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the misery of reality with our pixelated paradise!

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your ruined life. Build a castle, tame a dragon, become a wizard – the possibilities are endless! Who needs a good life when you can have a great virtual one?

Join now and start living your best (virtual) life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, it can’t be worse than what you’re dealing with now, right?

CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlockyBridesmaidDrama

Aesthetics, BlockyBridesmaidDrama, body dysmorphia, body image, body proportions, Bridesmaid, Bridgerton, broad shoulders, dress, empire waist, entitled, fat shaming, Insecurities, large chest, modifications, pride and prejudice, regency era, selfish, stand out, thin legs, Wedding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old dresses? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate regency era wedding extravaganza! We’re talking empire waist dresses, like something straight out of Bridgerton or Pride and Prejudice.

But beware, not everyone is on board with this fabulous fashion choice. One bridesmaid is causing a ruckus because she claims the dress makes her look like a potato with legs. She’s got broad shoulders, a big chest, and arms that could probably lift a cow. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “I do”. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got Minecraft weddings to attend?

WeekdayWoes Minecraft SMP

bad day, challenging day, day of dread, dreaded day, FRIDAY, hump day, least favorite day, least liked day, long week, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday blues, smp, THURSDAY, tough day, TUESDAY, Wednesday, Week, weekdays, WeekdayWoes, weekend anticipation, work week, worst day

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

The worst day of the week is definitely Monday, but fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, Mondays are like Fridays on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the chaos of creepers, zombies, and the occasional rogue llama.

Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to become the mayor of a village of talking chickens, discover a secret underground disco party hosted by skeletons, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Awesomeness.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn your Mondays from meh to magnificent! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	967173	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7833	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

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