self-derision – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mascots? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only Iku Nakatani as our official vidya mascot! Why settle for a boring old creeper when you can have a cute anime girl guiding you through your Minecraft adventures?

Join our server for a chance to witness Iku Nakatani herself battling Ender Dragons with her magical powers and singing enchanting melodies to tame wild wolves. Rumor has it that she even has a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for brave adventurers to find!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft with Iku Nakatani by your side. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this magical land!

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DetentionCraft: Where talking in class gets you banned! LOL

Anon, avoidance, awkward, banned, Boundaries, Class, Communication, Conversation, DetentionCraft, discretion, Drama, Friends, gossip, high school, lol, peer pressure, privacy, relationships, Respect, Rumors, School, social norms, Talking, teenagers, Understanding

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and ride on the backs of ender dragons. Not to mention, our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks to add to his collection.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face the feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, don’t talk to Anon in school about it. We don’t need any weird rumors spreading…

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ChrysoliteSMP: Where we dig holes, make friends, and accidentally blow up our bases!

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Welcome to ChrysoliteSMP!

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We are a brand new server on 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.

The following are the mods included in said modpack:

– 🎙️ Voice Chat 🎙️

– 🏘️ Minecolonies 🏘️

– ⚡ Advanced Energistics 2 ⚡

– 👑 FTB Mods ( Claims and Ultimine ) 👑

– 🌳 Biomes O’ Plenty 🌳

– 🌱 Mystical Agriculture 🌱

– 🔧 Mekanism 🔧

– 🛞 Create 🛞

– ❓ and MUCH more! ❓

We value your experience on our server. We expect 20tps 24/7.

There is much more to come to ChrysoliteSMP as we are in the Early Access stage.

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Check out the modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/chrysolitesmp

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/5N4HvmpzYr

Server IP: chrysolitesmp.minecraft.best

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Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What version is the server running on?	The server is running on Version 1.20.1 with a custom modpack.
How many mods are included in the modpack?	There are several mods included such as Voice Chat, Minecolonies, Advanced Energistics 2, FTB Mods, Biomes O’ Plenty, Mystical Agriculture, Mekanism, Create, and many more.
What is expected in terms of server performance?	We aim for 20tps 24/7 to ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.
Is there more content planned for the server?	Yes, we are in the Early Access stage and have plans to add more features and content to ChrysoliteSMP in the future.

Back in My Day Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the weather is as unpredictable as your ex’s mood swings! Hail on hot spring days? Check. Smoke pollution in summer from wildfires? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the planes dropping unknown substances day and night – it’s like a rave in the sky!

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, where you never know what Mother Nature (or the government) will throw at you next. Who needs boring old normal weather when you can have a constant adrenaline rush of chaos and confusion? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and dodge falling objects like a pro on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or bored) here!

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NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world, like Tel Aviv getting nuked in September 2024! Join us for a chance to rebuild Tel Aviv in our virtual world and show those pesky nukes who’s boss.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build amazing structures that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bunker hidden somewhere on the server where you can find rare loot and escape from any impending nuclear disasters.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those nukes that we’re not afraid to build, survive, and thrive in the face of destruction!

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Spill the Java Beans – Half-Vanilla, Full Fun! Join now for some survival adventures on 1.20.4!

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Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Goals

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the server address mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Yes, please refer to the Server Rules section above for the list of rules that all players must adhere to.
Can I use mods on the server?	It is recommended to play on the server without any mods to ensure a fair and consistent gameplay experience for all players.
How can I report a player who is breaking the rules?	You can report any rule violations to the server moderators or administrators through Discord or in-game chat.

Back to the Future: 1999 Edition – General LOLs

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, known as The Past, is like stepping into a whole new world filled with spell cards and epic storytelling.

Picture this: you’re in a turn-based RPG where you can battle it out with your friends using magical spells. And get this – the game is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can trash talk your opponents in multiple tongues!

But wait, there’s more! We have daily events that will blow your mind, like the Uluru Games where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes. And did we mention the rate-up banners featuring characters like Regulus the Star Carry and Ezra Theodore the Star Support? They’re basically the Beyoncé and Jay-Z of the Minecraft world.

And if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the awesomeness, don’t worry – we’ve got community resources to help you navigate this crazy world. From guides on arcanists and team building to cheat sheets on insight materials, we’ve got your back.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on The Past Minecraft server and let the insanity begin! Just remember to use the secret codes like 1999GIFT and wealthfamepower to unlock hidden treasures. See you in the game, adventurer!

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Crafty Honkai Hooligans – All Aboard the Star Rail!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on wild quests that will have you laughing until you cry. From battling giant chickens to rescuing villagers stuck in trees, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Well, now you can on our server!

And don’t even get me started on the characters you can play as. From a fearless warrior with a love for disco to a mystical wizard who can turn enemies into chickens, the choices are truly out of this world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might explode with joy!

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Crafty AFK Adventures

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Are you tired of dealing with those pesky femoids and their shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs and chaos! Our server is filled with hilarious female NPCs who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics. From building giant pink houses to organizing elaborate tea parties, you never know what these femoids will do next! Join now for a non-stop comedy show that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!

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Matay’s Mad Minecraft Mayhem

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive diamond-encrusted pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to ensure that griefers and trolls are swiftly dealt with? So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, matey!

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