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Crafting Dreams

Adaptability, attention to detail, Bed.., collaboration, communication skills, Confidence, Crafting, creativity, customer service, dreams, Enthusiasm, flexibility, interpersonal skills., Job Interview, leadership, multitasking, organization, Passion, problem solving, PROFESSIONAL, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Villages Defended:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you ready to mine your way to success and craft your dreams into reality? Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to show off your building skills and conquer the virtual world! Just like in a job interview, we’ll challenge you to think on your feet and showcase your creativity. And in bed? Well, let’s just say our server will keep you up all night with excitement and endless possibilities. So come join us and experience the ultimate blend of work and play – you won’t regret it!

MirageCraft Server: Jetting to Ukraine 2025

2025, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense procurement, Delivery, european union, France, Geopolitics, international relations, jets, Jetting, Military, military alliance, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Server, technology transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1050
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to fly a Mirage 2000 jet in Minecraft? Well, guess what? Our server is about to make your dreams come true! Imagine soaring through the skies, dropping TNT on unsuspecting players below. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you can imagine. And the best part? It’s guarded by a team of killer rabbits armed with diamond swords. Good luck getting past them!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the president of France himself. That’s right, Emmanuel Macron is a huge fan of our server and even promised to deliver the first Mirage 2000 jets to Ukraine in early 2025 just so they can join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, noobs!

LebCraftInvasion

airstrikes, border, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Invasion, Israel, lebanese, LebCraftInvasion, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, occupation, Political unrest, SECURITY, south-west Lebanon, united nations, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8399	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Rice Research AI Fun

AI Images, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, aspect ratio problem, computer graphics, computer vision, data science, diffusion model, Fun, image analysis, image processing, innovation, machine learning, neural networks, research, Rice, Rice research, scientific advancements, technological breakthroughs, Technology, visual perception, weird images

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we make weird AI images a thing of the past with our rice research! our new diffusion model approach solves the aspect ratio problem and makes everything look super funky and cool.

imagine building a giant rice field in minecraft and watching as the AI creates the most bizarre and hilarious images you’ve ever seen. from pixelated cows riding unicorns to blocky aliens dancing the macarena, the possibilities are endless on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most creative and wacky players you’ll ever meet. join us for epic build battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. come see for yourself why our server is the talk of the minecraft world.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make some AI magic together!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Community, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, wipe

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1735	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.deadtime.site

SpongeCraft: Where Villagers are CEO’s, Diamonds are Currency, and Creepers are the HR Department!

auction houses, ceos, Community, Crates, CREEPERS, Currency, Department, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Perks, Plugins, Ranking, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, SpongeCraft, Survival, trolling, villagers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ores Mined:	4515	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

SERVER IP	PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is SpongeCraft?	SpongeCraft is a server with Towny and Resource World, custom enchantments, shops, minigames, unique ranking system, and friendly community.
What are the rules?	No griefing, trolling, hacking, or inappropriate behavior. Keep it PG-13.
How do I join events?	Events are hosted regularly with in-game prizes and sometimes even gift cards. Watch for announcements in the discord.
Can I keep my inventory?	Keep inventory is toggleable with a small death tax if enabled.
How can I acquire cosmetics?	Many fun cosmetics can be acquired without purchasing through various means in-game.

For more information, visit the server website. Join our Discord and check out our Dynmap for live updates.

Honkai: Star Rail General Minecraft Server

1930, 2.5 Preview, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, feixiao files, feixiao general, Feixiao0910, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha Trailer, Minecraft, October 11, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Serverliul, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, ulliHonkai, UTC+8, Version 2.6

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4041	Crops Grown:	4590
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of madness.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Want to ride a llama into battle? Go for it. Feel like building a castle made entirely of cake? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special in-game item that will make all your friends jealous. Trust us, it’s so epic that even Notch himself would be impressed. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the craziness begin! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, you never know what might happen next. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Safe Haven Minecraft SMP

avoiding danger, Community safety, country safety, Crime Prevention, Dangerous, emergency preparedness, fear of crime, feeling secure, Haven, home safety, local safety, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, Safe, safety precautions, safety strategies, safety tips, security measures, self defense, self protection, smp, staying in place, staying safe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

ExCrazeYellerCraft

accent, aita, alcohol, Apology, brother, crazy, Drunk, ENGAGEMENT, ex, ExCrazeYellerCraft, fragile, Girlfriend, Jerk, Language, Nightmare, Party, Pregnancy, rejection, Sensitive, Therapy, Yelling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where poking holes in condoms is a thing of the past? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and create without the fear of crazy exes trying to sabotage your virtual relationships.

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to drunken exes, defending your beautiful Russian-French wife, and ultimately realizing that family drama can be just as intense in Minecraft as it is in real life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where loyalty and love conquer all, even in the face of insane accusations and emotional outbursts.

So come on down to our server and let’s build a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Join us today and let’s make some memories that are crazier than a drunk ex trying to hit on you at a party.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

$50 billion, Blockbucks, crisis management., diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, economic assistance, EU sanctions, european politics, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, G7 loan package, geopolitical issues, Hungary, Hungary blocks, international relations, loan package, Minecraft, political deadlock, sanctions changes, Server, Ukraine, veto power

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Towns Built:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. it’s like, the craziest place to be in all of Minecraft land. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through the meadows. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs.

and get this, we have this epic quest where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits and dodge flaming arrows to rescue the princess from the evil wizard. it’s like, totally intense, dude.

oh, and did i mention that we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode or shoot arrows at you. it’s like, the safest petting zoo ever.

so, like, come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. plus, we have free snacks and unlimited diamonds for all players. it’s gonna be like, totally awesome, bro.