self-depretication Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mikoserf Minecraft server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	297179
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Private vanilla minecraft server for friends! The passage costs 50 rubles! No stamping, private and no insults! Server for our entertainment!

d11.gamely.pro:20154

Connectorserver Minecraft server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Description:

Welcome to ConnectorServer – a unique Minecraft server where players experience an exciting survival experience in the world of a zombie apocalypse. In this world, death doesn’t necessarily mean the end of your adventure – in fact, it’s just the beginning!

Peculiarities:

Zombie Survival: On the ConnectorServer, every time the player dies, they are reborn as a zombie. Your goal is to survive in this dangerous world as the undead. Be careful, you will be hunted by other players and other monsters.

Unique Gameplay: Excellent gameplay experience that takes survival to the next level. Collect resources, build shelters and fight other players for survival in an ever-changing world.

Friendly Community: ConnectorServer welcomes all players – from beginners to experienced survivalists. Our community is always ready to help and support you on your adventures.

Interesting Events: Regular events and competitions that will help you strengthen your survival skills and meet other players.

Adapted World: The world of the ConnectorServer server is full of mysteries and secrets. Explore different biomes, find hidden treasures and discover new places to build your home.

connectorserver.duckdns.org

Vanilla++ Survival Datapack Server: Gamemode 4! 1.20.4 Java Minecraft

1204sever, 120server, 120smp, 120vanilla, Datapacks, java, Simplevoicemod, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Potions Brewed:	61	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Try our vanilla++ datapacks on an active SMP server!What is Gamemode 4?We make survival focused data packs. Pushing the vanilla game just a bit further in fun, new and interesting ways.

Crossbow Cartridges

Fire potions, create tripwire lines for using Ziprails (another one of our modules!), fire pufferfish (yes pufferfish).

Zip Rails

Board of ugly minecart tracks across your pretty vista? Use this module to make minecart rails run on trip wires and string! No more amazing view ruined.

This works amazingly with Crossbow Cartridges

Custom “Enchants” or “Metallurgy”

We got board of enchantments! So we added some of our own! Blow up stone, get ore, melt them down and make some custom “Shamirs”.

This one is called Animi and saves items when you die. A bit like soulbound from modded Minecraft but we don’t talk about that! 🤭

Server InformationMinecraft Java 1.20.4Voice Mod Supported!

Recommended Forge Version: 2.4.32Recommended Forge Fabric: 2.4.32

Where to find us?Discord: https://gm4.co/discordTwitter: https://gm4.co/twitterYouTube: https://gm4.co/youtube Also made by Us…

You find yourself in a facility, mostly overgrown… with an abundance of boxes to push. Why? You don’t really know – but somehow you must work your way to understanding why there is a giant glowing tree at the center of it all.

Evergrowth is a 1.20.2 – 1.20.4 Puzzle Map with a full custom soundtrack… all about pushing boxes!

Download & Info: https://gm4.co/evergrowth

Planet Minecraft Page

server.gm4.co

EKTUR. Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Jobs, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8221	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

On the EKTUR server, rules are just words. Anarchy reigns here, where every player is for himself. Survival to the limit, struggle for resources and construction without limits. There are no rules here, only the strongest and most skillful survive. Join us and test your skills in a world without laws on the EKTUR server!

Ektur.big-mc.ru

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃ Modes ➤ Survival, TNT-Run Minecraft server

127 лвл, Cheats, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	491
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Version > 1.9-1.20.4

Modes > Survival, TNT-Run, (BedWars, coming soon).

Survival:

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Pvp (/warp pvp)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Private (/rg)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Lots of donation opportunities! (/donate) (50% off to celebrate opening)

TNT-Run:

➤ 5 different cards

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (Donat-opportunity)

➤ Ability to spit (Donat-opportunity)

➤ Ability to change the weather (Donation ability)

➤ Ability to change speed (Donation option)

➤ Ability to fly (Donat-opportunity)

➤ Ability to change nickname (Donation opportunity)

➤ Ability to turn on skin backlighting (Donation feature)

➤ Ability to turn into mobs (Donation ability)

➤ Ability to put a message at the entrance (Donation opportunity)

➤ Ability to put a suffix (Donate-opportunity)

➤ Ability to put a prefix (Donation opportunity)

X.MineRich.ru

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃ Modes ➤ Survival, TNT-Run Minecraft server

127 лвл, Cheats, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Votes:	9843
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Towns Built:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6869	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Version > 1.9-1.20.4

Modes > Survival, TNT-Run, (BedWars, coming soon).

Survival:

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Pvp (/warp pvp)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Private (/rg)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Lots of donation opportunities! (/donate) (50% off to celebrate opening)

TNT-Run:

➤ 5 different cards

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (Donat-opportunity)

➤ Ability to spit (Donat-opportunity)

➤ Ability to change the weather (Donation ability)

➤ Ability to change speed (Donation option)

➤ Ability to fly (Donat-opportunity)

➤ Ability to change nickname (Donation opportunity)

➤ Ability to turn on skin backlighting (Donation feature)

➤ Ability to turn into mobs (Donation ability)

➤ Ability to put a message at the entrance (Donation opportunity)

➤ Ability to put a suffix (Donate-opportunity)

➤ Ability to put a prefix (Donation opportunity)

Legacy.MineRich.ru

∻ Really-Vusial ∻ Minecraft server

Antispam, Auto-mine, Cases, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Star Shards Collected:	211
Animals Bred:	168	Void Gems Collected:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

┃ Our features:┃ Good Hosting! ┃ Adequate Administration Composition!┃ Average Anti-Cheat! ┃ Help players if something is not clear! ┃ Custom Enchantments! ┃ The server owner does not ignore players (almost always)!┃ Our IP: ru4.mineserv.su:26044 ┃ We are waiting for you on the server! ┃ Have a nice day!

ru4.mineserv.su:26044

GoldenPvP – the best BoxPvP server in Minecraft history

Auto-mine, Cases, Starter Kit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

paid host, BoxPvP (you can play with friends) 1.16.5

orion.minecraft.rent:25584

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃ Modes ➤ Survival, TNT-Run Minecraft server

127 лвл, Cheats, Clans, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Herobrine, Large Online, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	136

Version > 1.9-1.20.4

Modes > Survival, TNT-Run, (BedWars, coming soon).

Survival:

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Pvp (/warp pvp)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Private (/rg)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

Lots of donation opportunities! (/donate) (50% off to celebrate opening)

TNT-Run:

➤ 5 different cards

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (Donat-opportunity)

➤ Ability to spit (Donat-opportunity)

➤ Ability to change the weather (Donation ability)

➤ Ability to change speed (Donation option)

➤ Ability to fly (Donat-opportunity)

➤ Ability to change nickname (Donation opportunity)

➤ Ability to turn on skin backlighting (Donation feature)

➤ Ability to turn into mobs (Donation ability)

➤ Ability to put a message at the entrance (Donation opportunity)

➤ Ability to put a suffix (Donate-opportunity)

➤ Ability to put a prefix (Donation opportunity)

Top.MineRich.ru

HearthCraft

HearthCraft, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Items Found:	3430

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here!

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
0% pay-to-win perk system.
Resource worlds (resets monthly)
Dynmap
Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech.
Pet system
Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy.
Land Claiming
mcMMO
Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc.
Marriage plugin
/wild (random teleport) command
Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Technical

Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Uses Purpur
Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, for rare cases in which the server is clearly at fault, with InventorySaver.
/pl is public
No keep-inventory but /back is enabled and drops are locked (i.e. no one can take them except you) by default.
Difficulty = Hard
Main world is 90,000 * 90,000. All other worlds are 20,000 * 20,000.
No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like.

Details

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net