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Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	6565

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Potions Brewed:	163	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Star Shards Collected:	101	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Runes Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
New Chunks Explored:	899273	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mines Excavated:	3428	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Second Season Snubbed

CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, cult classic, deserving, deserving of renewal, disappointed fans, fan favorite, long overdue, missed opportunity, Overlooked, Potential, Renewal, Season, Second season, series, Show, snubbed, television, TV, Underrated, unfinished business, unjustly ended

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	4629
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!