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Ugly Nigga’s Minecraft Server

derogatory, Insecurity, low self-esteem, Minecraft, negative self-image, nigga, niggas, self hate, self loathing, self worth, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-deprecating, self-deprecation, self-deprecation humor, self-devaluation, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, self-perception, Server, Ugly, Unattractive

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7222
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of being a beautiful Minecraft player surrounded by all those stunning avatars? Well, come join our server where being ugly is celebrated! We embrace all the ugly niggas out there and give them a place to shine. Our server is filled with wonky looking characters, bizarre builds, and a community that values uniqueness over perfection. So if you’re ready to stand out in a sea of pretty faces, come join us and let your ugliness shine!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

anti-French sentiment, Attack, conspiracy theories, CraftyKatzRailways, criminal motive, european security, extremism, France, French railways, Global threats, international relations, investigation, iran, Katz, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Propaganda, radical Islam, security threats, Terrorism

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	5589
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3374
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors

brain health, cognitive health outcomes, depression, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variants, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological recovery, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, ptsd, recovery process, specific genes, stroke survivors, StrokeSurvivors, targeted therapies, trajectory of recovery

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Farms Harvested:	289

so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!

we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!

join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!

Boys

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server.

Features: Custom Items Custom Enchantments RPG skills Guilds and Parties Slimefun Mcmmo Custom Textures Ranks and kits

111.223.147.67:20000

RelaxLifeMC

Active, Adventure, best, Community, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, Players, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, RelaxLifeMC, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	123
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Best LifeSteal Server Out There!!! We offer The Best LifeSteal Experience Out There With new Stuff Coming In Every Day!!!

ro-premium.pylex.xyz:9960

Harvest SMP: Where the veggies are fresh, the players are ripe, and the drama is Juicy!

Adults, anti cheat, Application Process, BUILD, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Drama, ELYTRA, Events, Experience, Farm, Fresh, Harvest, juicy, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, Players, Redstone, resourcepacks, ripe, Season, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, veggies, voice chat

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Harvest SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Harvest SMP
Server Type	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Season	Season 3 – Harvest Season
Community Focus	Community participation, events, and builds
Mods	Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, Admin Mods

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord server at the link provided and start your application process.

What is the server’s age requirement?

The server is 18+ and while we do not request age verification, we trust that players are honest about their age.

What kind of experience level is welcome on the server?

All experience levels are welcome on the server, whether you are a veteran player or new to the game.

Are mods mandatory to play on the server?

Mods are optional on the server, but they enhance the gameplay experience with quality of life improvements and custom textures.

What is the economy like on the server?

We have a diamond-based economy in the shopping district for trading and transactions.

What is the server’s goal for this season?

The goal for this season is to have a long-term world, unlike previous seasons that had a reset after a shorter period of time.

LimbusCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Chapter 6.5, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, Fell Bullet Heathcliff, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, tutorial, Ultimate, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, W Corp. L3 Cleanup Captain Outis

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	1037	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, Murder on the WARP Express, and a Refraction Railway Line masquerade like no other.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter Captain Outis and Fell Bullet Heathcliff on your adventures!

BotswanaSMP: SufferCraft Edition

botswana, BotswanaSMP, coping mechanisms, Edition, emotional distress, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, seeking help, SufferCraft, Suffering, Support, Therapy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mines Excavated:	1353
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Are you tired of suffering in Botswana? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of life in Botswana by building virtual worlds and making new friends! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they literally rain from the sky! So come join us and say goodbye to your troubles in Botswana, because in our Minecraft world, the only suffering you’ll experience is from laughing too hard at all the shenanigans we get up to!