That they don’t need to join our Minecraft server! Trust us, you DO need to join because we have a secret underground village filled with talking pigs who give out free diamonds! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to all players who can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies!
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GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity
so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.
oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.
so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

