Self Defense MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FBI Minecraft SMP Guy Wins Wife

incel, American justice system, people suck, FEMCEL, instagram

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as this insane true crime story? Look no further! Join our server where you can stab your friends in the neck (virtually, of course) and get away with it because it’s all in the name of self-defense!

We’ve got FBI agents, nannies setting up knifeplay BDSM dates, and mistresses who will shoot you on command – all in the name of love! Who needs a boring old survival server when you can experience the drama and chaos of our community?

Don’t be a femcel or incel, join us and see just how crazy and disgusting people can be in the virtual world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours.

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RIP Paul Harrell Minecraft Server

gun ownership, self defense, firearms education, gun rights, firearms expert

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava while being chased by a pack of dancing zombies. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Watch as he tells jokes that are so bad, they’ll make you wish you were back in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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GuardianGriefersKiller

military operation, violence, Attack, international relations, CASUALTIES

join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate terrorists like the IDF! we take down bad guys while building epic structures and battling creepers! become a hero like the IDF and protect our virtual world from evil! join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

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AgeLieCraft

unwanted advances, work, self defense, Taser, Subway

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

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ZombieSlayer69

Survival, zombies, zombie apocalypse, Shotgun, apocalypse survival

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

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StopBullyinMe20s_MinecraftSMP

personal boundaries, 20s, StopBullyinMe20s_MinecraftSMP, Assertiveness, mental health

Tired of getting griefed on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only griefing allowed is when you prank your friends with exploding chickens! We’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Say goodbye to bullies and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the community feast! Join now and become the ultimate prankster of the server!

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GunCrafters: Shoot for the Blocks

gun ownership, shoot, GunCrafters, Public Safety, blocks

yOu know what’s better than guns? dIAMOND sWORDS! oN tHIS sERVER, yOU cAN cRAFT dIAMOND sWORDS tHAT sHOOT fIREBALLS aND eXPLODE wHEN yOU hIT sOMEONE! jOIN uS aND bECOME tHE mOST fEARLESS wARRIOR iN tHE lAND! wHO nEEDS gUNS wHEN yOU cAN hAVE eXPLODING sWORDS?! pLUS, wE hAVE a cHICKEN aRMY tHAT wILL fOLLOW yOU eVERYWHERE aND pROTECT yOU fROM eNEMIES! cOME oN, dON’T bE a cOWARD, jOIN uS nOW aND eXPERIENCE tHE cRAZIEST aDVENTURES eVER sEEN iN mINECRAFT!

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PeanutTrap Minecraft Server

Server, Guilt, roommate issues, remorse, Allergy

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride of drama and revenge just like this epic tale of roommates gone wrong!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your virtual roommate starts stealing your virtual items. But fear not, because on our server, you can set up traps just like in real life! Watch as your roommate steps on peanut shells and triggers a hilarious (but slightly dangerous) allergic reaction. Will they learn their lesson? Will you feel guilty about it afterwards? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate roommate revenge in Minecraft! Just don’t forget to bring your epinephrine, you never know what kind of shenanigans will go down in our world.

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BorderDefenseMC Server

defense strategy, gun laws, self defense, Armed Forces, political decision

come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND loosening firearms rules for soldiers defending border AMID MIGRATION CRISIS. why? because we have zombies trying to invade our server and we need all hands on deck to defend our precious blocks. grab your virtual guns and protect our virtual land from the undead horde. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to mine. join now before it’s too late!

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SelfDefenseSMP – “WhyDoesTheInternetHateSelfDefense”

death acceptance, unleashed pitbull, defending themselves, soys, Teen

Are you tired of being attacked by unleashed pitbulls while biking or running? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner warrior and defend yourself with epic dog-killing knives! No more worrying about aggressive dogs ruining your day, just hop on our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and virtual environment.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of soy warriors who are on a mission to spread death acceptance throughout the Minecraft world. Join us and become part of this epic psyop to demoralize anyone who dares to question your choice of weapons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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