Self Defense MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyFamilyDrama

Conflict Resolution, encouragement, jiu jitsu, consequences, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

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BlockBust Minecraft Server

bar, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, rejection, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

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GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed

Allowed, HUMAN RIGHTS, Politics, security council, War Crimes

join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!

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Safe 5’1 Girl Minecraft SMP

Heightism, smp, Vulnerability, gender, tall vs short

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a 5’1 girl in a world where it’s safer than being a towering 6’3 man.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.

So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!

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EscapeArtist in Minecraft SMP

seeking assistance, survival instincts, escape strategy, evading capture, fighting back

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a virtual world where the only way out is to outsmart your kidnappers… wait, what? That’s right, we’ve taken kidnapping to a whole new level in this SMP. Join us if you think you have what it takes to escape your virtual captors and make it out alive. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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Stay WokeCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self protection, situational awareness, personal safety, self defense

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of derpy chickens who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and tell outrageous stories about their Minecraft escapades. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond the size of a house while digging in the mines – could it be true? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Nap Time PvP Land

Time, Preparation, self defense, toughness, SECURITY

come join our minecraft server where u gotta spend 6-8 hours a day paranoid as heck cuz u never know if someone’s gonna sneak up on u and stab u while u nap. it’s like survival of the fittest but with a twist – the toughest dude in the world is a total wimp if u catch him off guard. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. plus, we have llamas that can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. yeah, u heard that right. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and show everyone who’s boss.

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Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

Veteran, law enforcement, stomach shot, Server, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a hardcore warrior like Polchud, only to get shot in the stomach and stomped out on concrete!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders, building a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even taming a dragon to be your loyal steed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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ShelterCraft Minecraft Server

War, SECURITY, Gazans, Ceasefire, Minecraft

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, and suddenly a bunch of Gazans start trying to keep fighters out of your civilian shelters! Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have magical protection spells that will keep those pesky Gazans away from your precious builds. Join us now for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience ever! Build, fight, and protect your shelters from unexpected intruders! Let’s goooooo!

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BullyBashersCraft

self-assertion, bullying, strength, self-empowerment, empowerment

Are you tired of being bullied in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take revenge on your bully in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT! Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and assert your dominance with explosive style.

Join our server now and unleash your inner vengeful mastermind! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to help you get back at those pesky bullies? Let the blocks do the talking and show them that you’re not to be messed with. Plus, we have a special “Bully Bashing” event every week where you can compete to see who can come up with the most creative revenge plan. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the revenge games begin!

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