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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

dad, painful experience, animal encounter, smp, porcupine defense

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

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Miko’s No Attack Zone Minecraft Server

Zone, Server, Minecraft, Instruction, cover

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Miko and Cover. Miko, the almighty ruler of this server, once warned all players not to attack Cover, a seemingly harmless sheep wandering around. But of course, someone didn’t listen and all hell broke loose! Cover turned out to be a secret boss in disguise, unleashing a horde of angry sheep minions to seek revenge on the disobedient player. It was a battle of epic proportions, with explosions, flying sheep, and lots of confusion. So if you want to experience the thrill of unpredictable events like this, join our server now and see what other wacky adventures await you! Just remember, don’t mess with Cover.

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Leg Locked in Minecraft SMP

Technique, Fighting, ground fighting, armbar, wrestling

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen, like getting “leg locked” by a mysterious player who will leave you scratching your head and laughing your pants off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what kind of shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to the infamous leg lock!

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Draft Dodger’s Minecraft Server

dodging the draft, dodging punishment, Server, Gun Violence, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take PVP to a whole new level! Forget about swords and bows, we settle things the old-fashioned way – with guns! That’s right, we have a custom plugin that allows you to whip out your trusty firearm and take down your enemies like they’re just NPCs in a video game.

But that’s not all – we also have intense target practice sessions where you can hone your shooting skills and become the ultimate sharpshooter. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Glock?

Join our server if you’re ready to show off your shooting skills and dominate the competition. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never see your kids again…because you’ll be too busy kicking butt and taking names!

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CraftyKarateLady

Women’s self-defense, self defense, self protection, martial arts for beginners, martial arts training

Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

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MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

rushing home, phone died, Driving, apologies, MomCalmDown

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

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Gun Runners Minecraft Server

emergency planning, Preparation, illegal weapons, defense strategies, germany

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and your cat to thrive in the face of imminent destruction!

Join us and learn how to build epic fortresses to protect yourself from the impending apocalypse. Our experienced players will teach you how to craft powerful weapons and armor to fend off any threats that come your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret portals on our server that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mythical creatures and collect rare loot. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you and your feline friend will embark on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate defender of your world (and your cat)!

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Safe Haven Minecraft SMP

safety tips, Safe, safety precautions, neighborhood watch, Dangerous

Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

consequences, divorce process., abusive relationship, financial abuse, co parenting

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

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ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Physical fitness, teamwork, medical supplies, escape plan, weapons training

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

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