Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP
Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

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Miko’s No Attack Zone Minecraft Server
advice, Attack, Caution, cover, Defense, defense mechanism, guard, Instruction, Miko, Mikos, Minecraft, Prohibition, Protection, reminder, Safety, self defense, self protection, self-preservation, Server, shield, shielded, shielded from harm, Warning, Zone
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Miko and Cover. Miko, the almighty ruler of this server, once warned all players not to attack Cover, a seemingly harmless sheep wandering around. But of course, someone didn’t listen and all hell broke loose! Cover turned out to be a secret boss in disguise, unleashing a horde of angry sheep minions to seek revenge on the disobedient player. It was a battle of epic proportions, with explosions, flying sheep, and lots of confusion. So if you want to experience the thrill of unpredictable events like this, join our server now and see what other wacky adventures await you! Just remember, don’t mess with Cover.

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Leg Locked in Minecraft SMP
armbar, choke hold, Combat, Defense, Fighting, grappling, ground fighting, guys, jiu jitsu, joint lock, leg, leg lock, LOCKED, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, self defense, smp, Sorry., Sport, Submission, Technique, Training, wrestling
Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen, like getting “leg locked” by a mysterious player who will leave you scratching your head and laughing your pants off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what kind of shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to the infamous leg lock!

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Draft Dodger’s Minecraft Server
defense tactics, dodge the draft, dodgers, dodging accountability, dodging consequences, dodging consequences of violence, dodging justice, dodging punishment, dodging repercussions, dodging responsibility, dodging the draft, dodging the law, Draft, gun control, gun laws, gun rights, Gun Violence, Minecraft, Npc, self defense, Server, street confrontation, target practice
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take PVP to a whole new level! Forget about swords and bows, we settle things the old-fashioned way – with guns! That’s right, we have a custom plugin that allows you to whip out your trusty firearm and take down your enemies like they’re just NPCs in a video game.
But that’s not all – we also have intense target practice sessions where you can hone your shooting skills and become the ultimate sharpshooter. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Glock?
Join our server if you’re ready to show off your shooting skills and dominate the competition. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never see your kids again…because you’ll be too busy kicking butt and taking names!

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CraftyKarateLady
Confidence, confidence building, CraftyKarateLady, empowerment, Martial Arts, martial arts for beginners, martial arts for confidence, martial arts for self confidence, martial arts for self defense, martial arts for self defense for women, martial arts for small stature, martial arts for women, martial arts styles, martial arts training, self defense, self defense classes, self defense for women, self defense techniques, self protection, small lady, Women’s self-defense
Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

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MomCalmDown Minecraft Server
apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late
Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

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Gun Runners Minecraft Server
Apocalypse, Armament, cat protection, dark net, DEFEND, defense strategies, emergency planning, firearm acquisition, germany, getting a gun, gun, gun laws, illegal weapons, Minecraft, online purchases, personal security, Preparation, Protect, runners, Safety, self defense, Server, Survival, world destruction
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and your cat to thrive in the face of imminent destruction!
Join us and learn how to build epic fortresses to protect yourself from the impending apocalypse. Our experienced players will teach you how to craft powerful weapons and armor to fend off any threats that come your way.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret portals on our server that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mythical creatures and collect rare loot. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you and your feline friend will embark on?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate defender of your world (and your cat)!

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Safe Haven Minecraft SMP
avoiding danger, Community safety, country safety, Crime Prevention, Dangerous, emergency preparedness, fear of crime, feeling secure, Haven, home safety, local safety, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, Safe, safety precautions, safety strategies, safety tips, security measures, self defense, self protection, smp, staying in place, staying safe
Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

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CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server
abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server
Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!
And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

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ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP
Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor
Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.
Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.
But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

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SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server
coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

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SpermCraft: No Sister Edition
Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

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TipsyCraft
alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night
Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

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Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School
Adventure, Community, Competition, Crafting, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival
Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.
omari.falixsrv.me:24069

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The Rat Tavern – Craft to Exiles 2
Craft to Exiles 2, Discord, Factions, Griefing, Ip:, Lite RPG, Minecraft, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Survival, team-up, The Rat Tavern, Version 1.20.1
The Rat Tavern is a Craft to Exiles 2 Minecraft server where players can team up, create factions, and hang out! PvP is allowed, but griefing is not. The server runs on version 1.20.1 with lite roleplaying. Find out more by joining The Rat Tavern’s Discord.
– PvP is Allowed! – Lite RPG Encouraged – No Griefing!
IP: therattavern.g-portal.rocks Discord Link: https://discord.gg/therattavern
144.126.153.174:25765

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Moonbat SMP: Where even the creepers practice safe exploding!

bedrock, Community, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploding, Factions, java, Minigames, Moonbat, multiplayer, Plugins, Practice, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Whitelist

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Description
Creative Server	Express your creativity in this server with unlimited resources
Survival SMP (No-Griefing)	Join a friendly community in this survival server where griefing is not allowed
Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed)	Test your survival skills in a challenging environment where griefing is allowed

Server Details

IP Address: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP servers?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there regular updates and maintenance on the server?

A: Yes, we actively update and maintain the server to provide the best experience for our players.

Q: Do you run player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards to keep the community engaged and excited.

/int/Support Minecraft Server
Alliance, Analysis, Community, Conflict, debate, decision, discussion, forum, Global, Int, international relations, intSupport, Minecraft, Neutrality, opinion, perspective, Politics, Server, Side, Stance, Support, Viewpoint, War
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you meme-loving, drama-seeking players out there!
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. Will you join Team Creeper and blow up everything in sight, or will you side with Team Enderman and teleport your way to victory? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic battles and hilarious shenanigans along the way.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is endorsed by none other than /int/? That’s right, the international board on 4chan has officially declared their support for our server, so you know you’re in for a wild ride. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see which side /int/ would have supported!

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KurklessKrew Minecraft SMP – The Great Kurk Caper Hoax
already captured, already liar, already you liar, Caper, captured, Great, hoax, Kurk, KurklessKrew, kurks, kurks already captured, kurks captured, kurks liar, kurks they captured, kurks they liar, kurks you liar, Liar, liar liar, Minecraft, smp, they already captured, they already you liar, they captured, they liar, they you liar, you liar, you said
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our players decided to capture a mythical creature called a Kurk. But guess what? They failed miserably and now the Kurks are running amok all over the server! It’s like a wild Kurk party 24/7, and you definitely don’t want to miss out on the madness.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to overthrow their fluffy regime? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your virtual life. Just remember, when someone tells you they’ve captured the Kurks, don’t believe a word they say. It’s all just part of the madness that makes our server so ridiculously fun!

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CraftyFamily Minecraft Server
ACCUSATION, Address, Cheat, concern, CraftyFamily, crime, Crush, DAUGHTER, Girlfriend, Groping, humor, inappropriate, JOKE, Minecraft, sense of humor, Server, sex, son’s friend, Terrible, threat, Urgent, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything.
Reasons to join: 1. Our players are as unpredictable as a teenager with a crush on their brother’s friend. You never know what drama will unfold next! 2. Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose loyalty or betrayal? 3. Unleash your inner detective skills as you try to decipher who’s telling the truth and who’s just joking around. It’s like a real-life mystery game, but in Minecraft!
Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a family dinner confrontation. Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun!

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NoRoom4U
accomodation, arrangements, autism, Booking, Cash, Event, family friend, home, hotel room, key, last minute, Leftover, NoRoom4U, offer, parents, payment, pissed, protest, reception, refusing, Train
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you questioning reality.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world filled with mystery and mayhem. They embarked on a quest to build the craziest creations and conquer the most challenging obstacles. But little did they know, the real challenge was dealing with the wacky characters they encountered along the way.
From mischievous mobs to quirky players, our server is a place where anything can happen. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one described above. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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