join this epic minecraft server where we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. we have a secret underground base where you can fight off zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on giant turtles through a lava-filled maze. the best part? you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cheese blocks. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and awesome server ever created!
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GazaCraft: No Self-Defense Allowed
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EscapeArtist in Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a virtual world where the only way out is to outsmart your kidnappers… wait, what? That’s right, we’ve taken kidnapping to a whole new level in this SMP. Join us if you think you have what it takes to escape your virtual captors and make it out alive. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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Stay WokeCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of derpy chickens who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and tell outrageous stories about their Minecraft escapades. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond the size of a house while digging in the mines – could it be true? Join our server to find out!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Nap Time PvP Land
come join our minecraft server where u gotta spend 6-8 hours a day paranoid as heck cuz u never know if someone’s gonna sneak up on u and stab u while u nap. it’s like survival of the fittest but with a twist – the toughest dude in the world is a total wimp if u catch him off guard. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. plus, we have llamas that can fly and shoot laser beams out of their eyes. yeah, u heard that right. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and show everyone who’s boss.
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ShelterCraft Minecraft Server
So like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, and suddenly a bunch of Gazans start trying to keep fighters out of your civilian shelters! Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have magical protection spells that will keep those pesky Gazans away from your precious builds. Join us now for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience ever! Build, fight, and protect your shelters from unexpected intruders! Let’s goooooo!
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BullyBashersCraft
Are you tired of being bullied in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take revenge on your bully in the most epic way possible – by building a giant statue of them out of diamond blocks and then blowing it up with TNT! Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and assert your dominance with explosive style.Join our server now and unleash your inner vengeful mastermind! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to help you get back at those pesky bullies? Let the blocks do the talking and show them that you’re not to be messed with. Plus, we have a special “Bully Bashing” event every week where you can compete to see who can come up with the most creative revenge plan. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the revenge games begin!
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GuardianGriefersKiller
join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate terrorists like the IDF! we take down bad guys while building epic structures and battling creepers! become a hero like the IDF and protect our virtual world from evil! join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!
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AgeLieCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.
And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!
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ZombieSlayer69
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.
But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!
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StopBullyinMe20s_MinecraftSMP
Tired of getting griefed on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only griefing allowed is when you prank your friends with exploding chickens! We’ve got a secret underground society of llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Say goodbye to bullies and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding who gets the last piece of cake at the community feast! Join now and become the ultimate prankster of the server!