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Miko’s No Attack Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchantments Applied:	58	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Miko and Cover. Miko, the almighty ruler of this server, once warned all players not to attack Cover, a seemingly harmless sheep wandering around. But of course, someone didn’t listen and all hell broke loose! Cover turned out to be a secret boss in disguise, unleashing a horde of angry sheep minions to seek revenge on the disobedient player. It was a battle of epic proportions, with explosions, flying sheep, and lots of confusion. So if you want to experience the thrill of unpredictable events like this, join our server now and see what other wacky adventures await you! Just remember, don’t mess with Cover.

Leg Locked in Minecraft SMP

armbar, choke hold, Combat, Defense, Fighting, grappling, ground fighting, guys, jiu jitsu, joint lock, leg, leg lock, LOCKED, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, self defense, smp, Sorry., Sport, Submission, Technique, Training, wrestling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen, like getting “leg locked” by a mysterious player who will leave you scratching your head and laughing your pants off. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what kind of shenanigans await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to the infamous leg lock!

Draft Dodger’s Minecraft Server

defense tactics, dodge the draft, dodgers, dodging accountability, dodging consequences, dodging consequences of violence, dodging justice, dodging punishment, dodging repercussions, dodging responsibility, dodging the draft, dodging the law, Draft, gun control, gun laws, gun rights, Gun Violence, Minecraft, Npc, self defense, Server, street confrontation, target practice

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take PVP to a whole new level! Forget about swords and bows, we settle things the old-fashioned way – with guns! That’s right, we have a custom plugin that allows you to whip out your trusty firearm and take down your enemies like they’re just NPCs in a video game.

But that’s not all – we also have intense target practice sessions where you can hone your shooting skills and become the ultimate sharpshooter. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Glock?

Join our server if you’re ready to show off your shooting skills and dominate the competition. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never see your kids again…because you’ll be too busy kicking butt and taking names!

CraftyKarateLady

Confidence, confidence building, CraftyKarateLady, empowerment, Martial Arts, martial arts for beginners, martial arts for confidence, martial arts for self confidence, martial arts for self defense, martial arts for self defense for women, martial arts for small stature, martial arts for women, martial arts styles, martial arts training, self defense, self defense classes, self defense for women, self defense techniques, self protection, small lady, Women’s self-defense

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8247
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mines Excavated:	1197
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

MomCalmDown Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, charging phone, Communication Issues, Driving, emotional reactions, family dynamics, Frustration, late nights, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MomCalmDown, overreacting, parental expectations, phone died, rushing home, self defense, Server, sibling relationships, telling my mum to calm down, working late

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!

Gun Runners Minecraft Server

Apocalypse, Armament, cat protection, dark net, DEFEND, defense strategies, emergency planning, firearm acquisition, germany, getting a gun, gun, gun laws, illegal weapons, Minecraft, online purchases, personal security, Preparation, Protect, runners, Safety, self defense, Server, Survival, world destruction

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and your cat to thrive in the face of imminent destruction!

Join us and learn how to build epic fortresses to protect yourself from the impending apocalypse. Our experienced players will teach you how to craft powerful weapons and armor to fend off any threats that come your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there are secret portals on our server that lead to alternate dimensions where you can battle mythical creatures and collect rare loot. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you and your feline friend will embark on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate defender of your world (and your cat)!

Safe Haven Minecraft SMP

avoiding danger, Community safety, country safety, Crime Prevention, Dangerous, emergency preparedness, fear of crime, feeling secure, Haven, home safety, local safety, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, personal safety, Safe, safety precautions, safety strategies, safety tips, security measures, self defense, self protection, smp, staying in place, staying safe

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are mobs taking over your country? Are creepers blowing up your house and skeletons shooting arrows at you left and right? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the safest haven you’ll ever find! Our server is protected by an army of diamond-clad warriors who will stop at nothing to keep you safe. Join us and never worry about getting ganked by a zombie again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a bedrock foundation, so even the most determined griefers won’t be able to break in. So come on over and join us for a peaceful and secure Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

BlockyFamilyDrama

autism, BlockyFamilyDrama, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, Empathy, encouragement, family dynamics, jiu jitsu, parenting, School, self defense, Son, Support, Tactics, Understanding, verbal assault

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1934	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate roast battles and verbal smackdowns!

Just like this parent teaching their son to clap back at his bully, we encourage our players to stand up for themselves and throw some epic insults in the chat. Imagine calling your opponent a “cheeseburger-loving, jelly donut-hiding fatty” during a PvP match – now that’s some next-level trash talk!

We believe in teaching valuable life lessons through Minecraft, like how to defend yourself against mean players and come out on top. So, if you’re ready to sharpen your roasting skills and show off your verbal jiu-jitsu, join our server now! And remember, being autistic is not a free pass to be an asshole – it’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft insults!

Crafty Cap Busters: The Ultimate LOL Minecraft Server

#exciting, Addictive, bussin, Busters, CAP, Challenging, console, Crafty, DISAPPOINTING, Enjoyable, Entertaining, Fun, Game, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, least favorite, lol, Minecraft, PC Gaming, Server, Thrilling, Ultimate, video game, virtual reality, Waste of time

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Towns Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Enchantments Applied:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Void Gems Collected:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever played a Minecraft server so lit that it felt like you were living in a virtual paradise? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is the most bussin’ and least cap game you’ll ever play!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by rainbow-colored sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to the latest bangers. You can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes to defeat evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so next level that we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through a chocolate river. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance battles that happen every Friday night.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Crafting Fails and Epic Tales

#pushthrough, Crafting, determination, dontgiveup, Effort, Epic, Fails, Failure, growthmindset, keepgoing, keeptrying, learnfromfailure, mentalstrength, nevergiveup, overcomechallenges, perseverance, resilience, selfimprovement, setback, setbackssuck, staystrong, successisearned, Tales, tryagain

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Towns Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of constantly failing in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where even the most epic fails turn into hilarious wins.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally fall into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a new pet lava monster by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a lava monster, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with them and conquer the land, one cluck at a time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft, and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos, because on this server, when you try your best and don’t succeed, you end up having the time of your life!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘Foids are right, relationship with younger is generally bad’ doesn’t apply!

age difference, age gap, Ageism, Appearance, apply, bad, BoomerCraft, doesnt, equal partnership, equality, foids, generally, Intentions, looks, love, Manipulation, norms, parent-child dynamic, relationship, relationships, romantic relationships, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes, younger

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	6878
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8983	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7144
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Animals Bred:	159

Are you tired of dealing with foids and their relationship drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build a world where age is just a number and robots rule supreme. No more worrying about manipulation or superficial looks-based relationships, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the robot revolution begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition

Absurdity, Anime, anime review, Crafty, dark comedy, dark humor, Dystopia, Edition, existential crisis, Existential Nihilism, Humanity, Jinrui, McCraftface, meaning of life, Nihilistic Themes, philosophy, post-apocalyptic, satire, Satirical Commentary, social commentary, society, surreal, Thought-provoking

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning if you even exist in the first place!

Join us for a wild ride through the void of nothingness as you build, mine, and survive in a world where nothing matters and everything is meaningless. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like trying to find the meaning of life at the bottom of a ravine or battling existential dread while fighting off creepers. And don’t even get us started on the existential crisis-inducing mini-games!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embrace the absurdity of it all? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some meaning in the chaos. Or not. Either way, it’ll be a hilarious journey you won’t soon forget. Join us now and let the existential fun begin!

NudeCraft: Where the only thing you’ll be crafting is awkward conversations with clothed girls

awkward, clothed, Conversations, Crafting, Girls, NudeCraft, Youll

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	100	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL? Look no further than our server, where you can find clothed girls you have nudes of! Join us for a wild adventure where you can trade your rare items for scandalous pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Don’t miss out on the chance to collect all the nudes and show off your loot to your friends. Trust us, this server is so lit, even Herobrine is blushing!

Crafty McCraftFace: ‘Now Hear Me Out’ – where creepers fear to tread and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

avoidance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Crafty, CREEPERS, crisis management., Cultural, diamonds, Diplomacy, displacement, fear, Friend, Girls, Global, Hear, hypothetical scenario, international relations, Israel, McCraftface, Migration, Peace, Political, Relocation, Social, strategy, taiwan, Tread, Unity, ww3

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a world where we play musical chairs with entire countries! Join us as we shuffle Israel and Taiwan around like a game of geopolitical hot potato. Who knew that all it took to avoid World War III was a little Minecraft magic? Join us now and be a part of the craziest server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

acceptance, care, Challenges, Commitment, Crafty, daughterwife, Derpville, devotion, family, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Marriage, parenting, relationships, retarded, special needs, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, unique bond

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

YiikersCraft: Where the creepers are scarier than your ex!

#youtube, comedy, Content Creator, CREEPERS, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, LAUGH, ONLINE, Popular, scarier, Share, social media, trending, Video, viral, watch, YIIKER, YIIKER challenge, YIIKER challenge video, YIIKER video, YiikersCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1282
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have a YIIKER on our server! That’s right, a YIIKER! Imagine riding around on a giant YIIKER, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Pixels: Where Digits and Iran Team Up to Serve Justice with Liberty!

Accountability, activism, civil rights, Crafty, Democracy, Digits, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, Justice, Liberty, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, pixels, Politics, protest, revolution, Serve, social justice, TEAM, transparency, Victims

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	276760
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension Hops:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Digits and Iran is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of fun.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of brave Minecraft players stumbled upon Digits and Iran and were immediately transported to a world where justice reigned supreme. They fought against evil mobs, conquered treacherous dungeons, and even tamed dragons! And all the while, they were guided by the wise and powerful Digits and Iran, who always ensured that justice was served.

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Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

>Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

>Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

>Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

>Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

>Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!