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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”
Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!
We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.
And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
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Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.
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Picture this: you’re minding your own business, just trying to find your lost phone, when suddenly you’re attacked by a group of crazed individuals. But fear not, because on our server, you can channel your inner Nicolae Miu and fight back with all your might!
With elements of aggression, provocation, imminent death, and bodily harm, this server will test your survival skills like never before. And remember, there’s no need to retreat when you’re faced with a group of unhinged, inadequate people under the influence – just defend yourself with any means necessary!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.
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Fantasy Eternal is a network of survival game servers with different modalities, spectacular events, all of them with completely free access for our visitors.
24/7 prison server hopping to add skywars and bed wars and among us and skyblocks we are always exepting we can always us more people and friends only requirements is to have minecraft.
Want A Server Where You Can Do What You Like, Play Skyblock, Or Just Chill With Your Friends On A SMP? Well Here Is The One For You! We Also Host Discord Events Like Invite Competitions, Booster Competitions etc.. Ingame We Have Crates, Cool Features Like A AuctionHouse, Shop, And A Super Arena! You Can Join With mgu.ddns.net. However If This IP Dosn’t Work, Please Use 65.21.74.149:25565!
The owner of the server “NEW SERVER FOR ALL DONATIONS AND RUBLES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
I’m excited to finally release Collection Rush, a minecraft minigame I’ve been working on for the past couple months!
Collection Rush, inspired by minecraft bingo, is a game where each player races to collect 9 specific items as fast as they can. The winner is whoever collects the most in 20 minutes, with ties being broken by whoever got their last collection the fastest. Every game begins by teleporting all players into a newly generated minecraft world. These players will then have 20 minutes – 10 of day, 10 of night to collect items ranging from an apple to netherrack to cake to a diamond (with many more possibilities).
I really hope you consider joining to give the game a try. While you are able to play solo, I personally find the game is a lot of fun when played with/against friends. ๐
Clublands is a Minecraft community network that bridges the gap between content creators and players by providing a seamless lag-free solution for numerous game modes while providing many exciting features and custom development. As one of the fastest growing Minecraft servers we promise to deliver on expectations and superiorly prioritize optimizations to deliver an outstanding experience.
Play with Elemental powers inspired from Avatar The Legend of Aang/Korra. Play in arenas or in Survival, meet grand foes and make friends. Build cities with Towny. Beat challenging MobArenas for unique prizes. Find Custom Mobs in the wilderness Play with Custom Enchants that summon Withers to your side! Progress through ranks!
I welcome you, friend, to our vanilla project “Live Vanilla” – a server without privacy, privileges and cool plugins, with a very friendly and cheerful community!
How to start playing?
The server is absolutely free, and anyone can access it, both from a phone and a computer. You ask: “How can I get in?” Very easy! Go to our Discord server (link below) and fill out an application. All is ready! You are added to the whitelist and you can play on our server.
Survive
On this server you will have the opportunity to experience real adventures, because its basis is classic, vanilla survival with other players.
Trade
On the server you have the opportunity to engage in trading. Work, get resources, create your own business and sell items on the market
Make your choice
On our server, control is in the hands of ordinary players who are chosen through voting. This is a democratic approach to management, where everyone has the opportunity to contribute and influence the development of the server.
Welcome to KelpKraft Survival!
We hope you enjoy your stay! We have a very friendly community and are always looking to welcome more players. Join Today ๐