Self Defense MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, UncleWifiGoneBananas, furbabies, disconnecting wifi, husband’s uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

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AuntieCraft Minecraft Server

insults, family dynamics, Trust, personal boundaries, addiction struggles

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful aunts who let strangers sleep in your bed and call you names? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual world free from toxic family members! No more verbal altercations or physical attacks, just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no slurs policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being insulted. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new online family that actually respects you! Join now and leave your aunt-induced stress behind.

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DoggoDrama911

property rights, dog behavior, neighbor issues, neighborhood disputes, pet ownership

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven from crazy neighbors and unwanted drama!

Join our server and experience a world where your only worry is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle. No nosy neighbors invading your space, just you and your trusty dogs roaming freely in a land of endless possibilities.

Forget about feeling uncomfortable in your own backyard, on our server you can build and play in peace without any unwanted visitors. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just unleash your virtual rottie named Bella to protect you!

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, relax, and have fun without any crazy neighbors causing trouble. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

Pregnancy, self defense, false accusations, accusations, Single life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being pregnant by your mom for no reason at all. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unwanted accusations.

Embark on quests to prove your innocence and show your mom that you’re just a teenager trying to survive high school, not a pregnant prodigy. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures that will distract you from the stress of late periods and family drama.

So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity and imagination! Let’s build a world where accusations are a thing of the past and fun is the only thing on our minds.

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TraumaCraft Gun Defense Server

risk assessment, gun control, WorldView, heightened threat sensitivity, threat perception

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we turn trauma into trigger happy fun times! ever wanted to shoot your way out of a bad childhood? well now you can with our heightened threat sensitivity feature! forget building, just grab a gun and start blasting away at anything that moves! who needs therapy when you have firearms, amirite? join now and let your traumatic past shape your trigger-happy future!

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Fairy Tomboy Bully 1.20.1

Tomboy, communication skills, fairy tale, bullying, bully

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, on this server, you can unleash your inner tomboy fairy and bully the heck outta people! But wait, there’s more!

You can also build the most epic bases and show off your mad building skills to all the other players. And get this, there are secret treasure hunts scattered all over the server, just waiting for you to find them.

But the best part? You can team up with your friends and take on crazy challenges together, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens or racing to the top of a giant mountain. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the tomboy fairy bullying begin!

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Alexa, play ‘Creeper Aw Man’ on loop

Intruders, House, defense tactics, self defense, SECURITY

Are you tired of fending off intruders in your virtual Minecraft house with just a measly wooden sword? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can arm yourself to the teeth with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon to protect your precious loot!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers, zombies, and even other players in epic PvP battles. And when things get tough, just tell Alexa to play the “Eye of the Ender” song to boost your fighting spirit and strike fear into your enemies.

So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

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BlockBrawl Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Confidence, Tension, sarcasm, self esteem

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we encourage epic comebacks and savage roasts! Just like the time when a player insulted another player’s mom, only to find out he was actually adopted! Talk about a plot twist! Join us for a hilarious and unpredictable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of crazy drama will unfold next? Don’t be a noob, join our server now and bring your best insults with you!

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Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Electronic Components, Rumble, self defense, Circuitry, mechanical engineering

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!

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SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

self defense, Abuse, Stereotypes, relationships, Gender Roles

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

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