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The British Blockheads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve already conquered half the world, invented all the things the modern world uses, and our language is spoken by everyone (even aliens, probably). Oh, and did we mention we’re the only country to take over and burn down the US White House? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal. So come join us and be a part of history in the making (or breaking, depending on how you look at it). Plus, our tiny country has had a HUGE impact on the world, so you know you want to be a part of that action. Join now before we conquer the entire Minecraft universe!

MineCart Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

MineCart – This is a vanilla server that has been around for 8 months and this means that the server will continue to work! Our server is powered by a Ryzen 9 7950x processor and, accordingly, will not lag at all. The proxy is located in Moscow, which will give a stable ping.

We also have a plugin for Voice Chat, Emotions and Drinks!

Links to the site and rules:

Website – https://shop.mine-cart.online/

Rules – https://docs.mine-cart.online/

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Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual revenge, mysterious quests, and combat mayhem!

Embark on a journey to uncover the secrets of Arpeggio Fault, participate in intense virtual battlefield battles, and assist our quirky assistant program, “En-Nah.” But that’s not all – we also have a data bounty combat simulation, a quest to help Kai, and even a mission involving sandwiches (yes, sandwiches)!

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes await you in-game or online, so you can unlock exclusive rewards and power-ups. And don’t forget to check out our resources and useful links for all your Minecraft needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

Fit Comfort Durability Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of wearing boring, basic Minecraft skins on your SMP server? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic, stylish, and durable skins around!

Our skins are made from only the finest, highest quality pixels that will never fade or wear out, even after countless creeper explosions. And don’t even get me started on the comfort level – it’s like wearing a cozy diamond helmet all day long!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be part of the most exclusive club in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts with real-life prizes, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle.

So why settle for boring old skins when you can join our epic SMP and become the envy of all your blocky friends? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Oops I Joined a Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	476	Magic Items Found:	7241

Are you tired of accidentally replying in the wrong thread? Do you crave a girlfriend who can kick your butt in MMA? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even find a girlfriend who can literally beat the crap out of you. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world where anything is possible? Join now and let the chaos begin!

The Artistic Miner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchantments Applied:	101
Divine Spears Created:	22	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the Endermen show off their sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where loli x shota is truly kino! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and questionable relationships between tiny characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a loli and a shota decided to team up and take on the Ender Dragon together. With their tiny stature and big hearts, they defeated the dragon in record time, all while looking adorable AF.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Loli x Shota Dance Party, where players can show off their best dance moves in their cutest skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a loli and a shota break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, loli x shota is kino here, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

N e i l O l i v e r M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and never speaks their mind? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where players are encouraged to be brutally honest and let it all out.

Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, where diamonds are so plentiful you can build entire castles out of them, and where the only rule is to never hold back on your opinions.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos and craziness. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your true colors shine! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get seriously silly.

Mother Wrecked Car Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	366

Are you tired of boring old compact SUVs? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your Buick Enclave woes? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make you want to wreck your car just to have an excuse to join us. We recommend only the most outrageous vehicles, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. So come on over and join the fun – just don’t bring your Buick Enclave with you!

Yeet The Pajeet Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: You log on to the server and are greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore the world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink fluffy unicorns roaming the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing sunglasses and sipping a margarita.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and absurdities await you in this wacky world!