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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 6091 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.