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Self-Critique

  • SelfLoathingCraft

    SelfLoathingCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfHateCraft

    SelfHateCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! Say goodbye to your plain old self and hello to a world of magical possibilities.

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

    Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfLoathingCraft

    SelfLoathingCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers! No more plain old blocky world for you, now you can ride on fluffy clouds and shoot glitter at your enemies. Say goodbye to your boring self and hello to a fabulous new you on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FlawCraft 3000

    FlawCraft 3000

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our server and embrace your flaws! We welcome all imperfections, whether you’re a terrible builder or constantly get lost in caves. In fact, we have a special “Flawed Players Club” where you can bond with others over your shortcomings. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who leaves behind diamond blocks instead of eggs. So come on over and let your flaws shine in all their glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LeftRightCraft

    LeftRightCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server, where the world is so wacky that you’ll start seeing things you never thought possible. like looking to the left or right for the first time ever! our server is so crazy, it will make your brain do a backflip and land in a pile of rainbow-colored blocks. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this mind-bending experience. plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MirrorlessCraft

    MirrorlessCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this cray cray minecraft server where you can see what you REALLY look like! no more reflections or photos, just pure unadulterated YOU! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock secret powers like flying without wings and shooting diamonds out of your nose! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to discover your true self and become a minecraft legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoneCraftersUnited

    BoneCraftersUnited

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have 206 bones scattered all over the place! why? because we’re quirky like that. find a skull and you might unlock a secret treasure chest full of diamonds. stumble upon a femur and you’ll be granted the power to fly for 10 minutes straight. who needs logic when you have bones, amirite? so come on down and bone up on some fun with us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not

    BabyBlockers: Forget-Me-Not

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where u can build ur own empire, fight dragons, and ride unicorns!

    but wait, there’s more! did u know that joining our server can actually improve ur memory and cognitive skills? that’s right, forget about dementia cuz this server will keep ur brain sharp and ready for anything!

    not only that, but studies have shown that playing on our server can increase ur chances of having a successful pregnancy and avoiding infertility. so come on down and start building ur dream world while also improving ur health and fertility!

    what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Chaos on Nexus: Where even the cows are rebellious in this semi-vanilla survival world!

    Chaos on Nexus: Where even the cows are rebellious in this semi-vanilla survival world!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Nexus Survival Server Overview

    Server Features
    Version: Minecraft 1.21
    Type: Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Community Events: Dragon Fight July 27th!

    About Us: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

    Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

    Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    When does Nexus Survival open? Nexus Survival opens on July 20th, 2024.
    What type of server is Nexus Survival? Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
    Are there community events on Nexus Survival? Yes, the server hosts events like the Dragon Fight on July 27th.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineSituation Minecraft Server

    MineSituation Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only cure for a fever is building the most epic pixel art creations! Forget paracetamols, here we recommend building four-story tall statues of your favorite Minecraft mobs to cure any ailment. And if you’re feeling a bit down, why not join our server and let the explosive fun of TNT mining lift your spirits? Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on over and join us for some wild adventures and outrageous builds – just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions along the way! And remember, lone_wanderer37 is waiting to guide you through the madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP