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Self-Criticism

  • SlowPoke Minecraft Server

    SlowPoke Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a slowpoke in real life? Do you constantly cringe at your past embarrassing moments? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your cringey memories behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players.

    On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InsecureSteveMC SMP

    InsecureSteveMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join our server if you’re self conscious about your building skills because here, we only accept the most derpy and ridiculous creations. In fact, the more wonky and off-kilter your builds are, the better!

    We have a legendary story of a player who accidentally built a giant chicken instead of a castle and now it’s our server mascot. So if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t worry – we embrace the weird and wacky here.

    Come join us for a good time, a lot of laughs, and some truly unforgettable Minecraft moments. Who knows, you might even become the next accidental chicken builder legend!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ToxicCraftSMP: SelfAwareTrash

    ToxicCraftSMP: SelfAwareTrash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only toxic trait you need is a love for chaos and craziness!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? Yeah, we’ve got zero gravity building challenges and moon rock mining expeditions for days!

    But wait, there’s more! Every week, we host a “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most outrageous and over-the-top structures they can think of, all while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. No big deal.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner chaos and join a Minecraft SMP like no other, come on down to our server and get ready for the ride of your pixelated life! Just remember, the only toxic trait allowed here is a love for absolute insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • “CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

    “CraftyClutz Minecraft SMP” Good thing: I can build amazing structures with redstone Bad thing: I always accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base

    New Minecraft Servers

    One good thing about me is that I can build epic structures in Minecraft that will make your jaw drop. One bad thing is that I have a tendency to accidentally set off TNT traps in my own base… oops! But hey, at least it keeps things interesting on the server, right? Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and epic builds that will leave you in awe. Just make sure to watch your step around me and my TNT shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfHateSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SelfHateSMP – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hating yourself in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let all your self-hatred melt away as you build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will love you unconditionally (unless you steal their diamonds, then all bets are off).

    Our server is like therapy, but with creepers and lava instead of boring old couches and therapists. You can work through your self-hate by punching trees, fighting off zombies, and creating the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, our community is so supportive that they’ll cheer you on every step of the way, even if you accidentally blow up your own house (again).

    So why waste time hating yourself in real life when you could be hating yourself in Minecraft instead? Join our server today and let the self-loathing begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfLoathingCraft Server

    SelfLoathingCraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hating yourself and feeling down all the time? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as your self-esteem skyrockets to new heights! Our virtual world is so amazing that even your brain won’t be able to resist feeling happy and confident. Say goodbye to self-doubt and hello to a whole new you! Join now and start loving yourself like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP

    SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our wacky SMP where you can be a flying potato with a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a flying potato with a top hat!

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfLoathingCraft

    SelfLoathingCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where your only option is to be yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anyone you want to be! Want to be a unicorn riding a flying pig? Done. Want to be a ninja turtle fighting off zombie villagers? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless!

    Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality. Here, you can let your imagination run wild and create a world that is truly your own. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. The sky’s the limit on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyInsecurities

    BlockyInsecurities

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you self-conscious about your blocky avatar’s fashion sense? Do you worry that your pixelated pets aren’t getting enough virtual treats? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a virtual therapist who will boost your confidence and make your virtual life a breeze! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find all the hidden treasures. So come on over and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

    UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

    Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP