self-control Minecraft Servers

Self-Control

  • ManCaveCraft

    ManCaveCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

    NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cracker Craze Minecraft Server

    Cracker Craze Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life food addiction by indulging in virtual feasts of epic proportions! Our pixelated world is filled with endless buffets of cake, cookies, and pizza – all with zero calories!

    Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Food Monster, who tempts players with delicious treats at every turn. Will you have the willpower to resist his sugary temptations, or will you succumb to the cravings and binge on virtual snacks until dawn?

    With mini-games like “Cake Wars” and “Pizza Parkour,” you’ll never run out of ways to satisfy your hunger for adventure. So come join us on our server, where food addiction is not a problem – it’s a way of life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dark Souls Minecraft Server

    Dark Souls Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique leveling system based on real-life challenges!

    Imagine turning your everyday struggles into epic boss fights and leveling up every time you resist the urge to give in. It’s like living in a real-life RPG where every day without a stroke is a victory!

    Join us on this crazy journey where you can level up by conquering your inner demons and become the ultimate nofap warrior. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can earn XP points by keeping your hands off your pickaxe?

    So come on and join us on this wild adventure where self-control is the key to success. Who knew that Minecraft could be so challenging and rewarding at the same time? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this nofap paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBinge

    BlockBinge

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you can’t resist creating a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Whatever your addiction may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild!

    Join us and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination. Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted swords. You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around every corner!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your addiction to Minecraft reach new heights of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

    Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Impulse – Stress-Free Server

    Crafty Impulse – Stress-Free Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna punch a tree in minecraft cuz u bored af? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got all da stress-relief u need! punch trees, build giant statues of urself, blow stuff up with tnt, whatever helps u relax, we got it!

    we even got a special “rage room” where u can go ham on blocks and mobs when u feel like u gonna explode from all da stress. trust me, it’s therapeutic af. plus, we got a bunch of crazy mini-games and challenges to keep u entertained and distracted from real life problems.

    so if u feel like u gonna act rashly from all dat boredom, come join us and let out all dat pent-up energy in da most epic way possible! let’s get weird and wild together, cuz life’s too short to be stressed all da time. come chill with us and let’s have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPizzaCraft

    PixelPizzaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a community of players who are so obsessed with the game that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to finish a massive lava moat around their base. And guess what? They didn’t regret a single second of it!

    Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are currently plotting a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or crush their uprising with your mighty pickaxe? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – we also have a legendary player who once tamed a herd of wild pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CarbCraft: The Temptation Station

    CarbCraft: The Temptation Station

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to resist the temptation of delicious food while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special feature that allows you to actually eat the virtual food in the game and still stay on track with your diet! That’s right, indulge in all the virtual cake, cookies, and steak you want without any guilt or calories! Join us now and satisfy your cravings without the consequences! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual food tastes even better than the real thing – you won’t be able to resist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP