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Self-Control

  • No Fap November Minecraft Server

    No Fap November Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t test your willpower? Look no further, because our server is so addicting, it’ll make you question if you’ve lost No Fap November just by logging on! With epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with the game as you are, you’ll never want to log off. Join us and see if you have what it takes to resist the temptation of our awesome server – but be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

    No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer

    NoBeatOffUntilIGetMinecraftServer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to beat off until you get your first paycheck! And once you do, treat yourself to a massage parlor experience that’s 99% guaranteed to give tugjobs and more! Who needs a job when you can join our server and live out your wildest fantasies? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

    No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

    ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

    Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

    Minecraft SMP: Jerk Off Jamboree

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But beware, we have a resident prankster who loves to fill your house with chickens or turn all your diamonds into dirt. And don’t even get me started on the time we accidentally summoned a giant pink fluffy unicorn that terrorized the entire server.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

    Cool Gus Composure Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic tale of Gus, the player who lost his composure and ended up in a hilarious predicament! Rumor has it that he accidentally built a giant statue of a chicken instead of a castle, all because he couldn’t control his laughter while playing. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own wacky adventures and maybe even become the next Gus of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP