self-control Minecraft Servers

Self-Control

  • No Money, No GF – Minecraft SMP

    No Money, No GF – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real life responsibilities like making money and finding a girlfriend? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and avoid all that nonsense! We have players who have turned down lucrative deals and potential love interests just to keep playing on our server. Who needs money and romance when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your online buddies? Join us and become a true company man (or woman) in the world of /pw/!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Decade Edge Minecraft Server

    Decade Edge Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

    So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jerk Off Minecraft Server

    Jerk Off Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Nut November General Minecraft SMP

    No Nut November General Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have hidden sex from nonny edition! Join us for a wild time of bonding with other anons, or if you’re feeling spicy, come in and bully and tease them (in a friendly way, of course)! We encourage posting porn and hanging out in our virtual world.

    Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths and claim your riches?

    But beware, there’s a legendary player known as the Ender Dragon Slayer who roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face them in battle. Will you be the one to defeat them and claim the title for yourself?

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our crazy community of players!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””

    ””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being oppressed by the leftist rule of other Minecraft servers? Are you a rebel at heart, constantly getting banned for your edgy comments? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the edgy! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you say all the edgy shit you want without fear of being banned. Embrace the chaos and join us on the server where edgy is the new cool. Let’s see how long you can last before getting banned again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • > So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

    > So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).

    Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

    Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll never be as lit as our community! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.

    But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toys Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of buying “adult toys” and fear of your family finding out about your sex drive! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures and mine for diamonds while avoiding the judgmental eyes of your family. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and leave your guilt at the door – because on this server, anything goes! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to freedom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP