Self-Control Minecraft Servers (Page 2)

Blocky Blue Balls
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Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.
So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

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AddictCraft
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Are you addicted to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks? Or maybe you can’t get enough of riding around on a pig while wearing a suit made of leather armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your pixelated addictions!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot on a stick. Or how about participating in our weekly llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Dance the night away in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and endermen with killer dance moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your addiction run wild in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

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CraftyCreeperCantina
addiction recoveryalcoholemotional well beinggave up drinkingholistic health
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, or even participate in a virtual dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the most powerful player in the game. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your fingertips, and even summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding.
So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous adventures of your Minecraft life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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NoRegretsMC
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Have you ever said yes to joining a Minecraft server and immediately regretted it? Well, fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of that! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about regretting your decision again.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a unicorn through a field of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Unicorns and diamond blocks. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also battle against a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world. Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got your back with our trusty army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unlike that time you said yes to joining that other server).

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Good SteveningCraft
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Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!

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EmoControlCraft
emotional well beingemotionsmental health awarenessmindfulnessStress Management
Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit? Join our Minecraft server and channel all that negative energy into building epic structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous! Our community is so chill that even the most toxic players turn into peaceful villagers after spending just 5 minutes on our server. So come on in and let your inner zen master shine through!

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Adulting in Minecraft SMP
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Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude. We got diamonds for days, like literally everywhere. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and just wanna hang out with you.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a big family, except we all live in different biomes. We have epic events like llama races and chicken jousting. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base full of treasure.
And if you’re looking for some intellectual stimulation, we have deep philosophical discussions about the meaning of life while riding pigs off cliffs. Only the most mature players can handle it, bro. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself.

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BlockAddictz
addictioncompulsioncoping mechanismdependencyself-control
Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?
Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

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NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP
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Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?
But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.
Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

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ProCraftinateStopCheatCode
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Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.
Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

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