self-control Minecraft Servers

Self-Control

  • NoMoreBoozeCashCow

    NoMoreBoozeCashCow

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

    So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OrganicIndigestionCraft

    OrganicIndigestionCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your organs betraying you every time you indulge in your favorite foods? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your organs will never judge you for your love of spicy tacos, greasy pizza, or sugary treats! Join us and feast to your heart’s content without fear of repercussions from your internal organs. Who needs a healthy digestive system anyway when you can have unlimited virtual feasts in Minecraft? Join now and let the foodie in you run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MarshmallowMayhem

    MarshmallowMayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, you know that test with the marshmallows where they see if you can resist eating it? Well, turns out it doesn’t mean squat about how you gonna turn out as an adult! Like, who knew, right?

    Anyway, come join our Minecraft server, where we don’t care if you can resist the marshmallow temptation or not. We just want you to build epic stuff and have a blast! Plus, we have a secret underground marshmallow farm where you can sneak a taste whenever you want. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

    Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual marshmallows and become the ultimate marshmallow master in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GeneticDiscipline Minecraft SMP

    GeneticDiscipline Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where everyone is just running around like headless chickens? Well, look no further because on our server, discipline is genetic! That’s right, our players are born with an innate sense of order and organization.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players who have been training since birth to be the ultimate Minecraft warriors. Our players don’t just build houses, they build entire civilizations with intricate political systems and economic structures.

    But beware, if you don’t have the discipline gene, you might find yourself lost in a world where chaos reigns supreme. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where discipline is more than just a trait, it’s a way of life.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SobrietySquad

    SobrietySquad

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building virtual blocks while questioning your sanity.

    Are your friends constantly nagging you about your Minecraft addiction? Join our server and show them what true dedication looks like. Who needs mimosas and poetry in the park when you have virtual blocks to stack?

    And if anyone dares to question your commitment to the game, just tell them you’ll stop playing until they apologize. That’ll show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated adventures!

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft obsession to the next level and leave all your real-life problems behind, join our server now! Just remember, the only thing you’ll be drinking here is the sweet nectar of victory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

    GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

    if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

    so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CuhCraft Minecraft Server

    CuhCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to smoke some gak while building your epic creations!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly rainbow of riches?

    So why not smoke sum gak and join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyAddict SMP

    CraftyAddict SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you addicted to Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about blocks and creepers all day long? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most epic adventures and shenanigans you could ever imagine.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Our community events include llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and a pet dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of poultry with an iron feather. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land in the name of clucks and squawks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Chicken King or llama racing champion. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of blocks and laughter!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WordTaxCraft

    WordTaxCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where words cost money!!!! imagine having to pay for every single word you say, you’d be broke in no time!!! but don’t worry, on our server, you can say as many words as you want without worrying about going broke because it’s alllllll freeeeeeee!!!!

    we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off giant chickens with laser eyes or building a house out of rainbow cheese!!! and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!!!

    plus, we have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns and talking trees who are always there to help you out when you get lost or need a pick-me-up after a long day of mining. so come on down to our server and join the fun!!! who needs real life when you can have all this insanity in minecraft?????

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCousinClash

    CreeperCousinClash

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and join us for some wild adventures! Need a break from annoying cousins like Josh? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can control everything, from the taps to the windows to the doors – no tantrums allowed!

    Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy way – want to throw your food on the carpet? Go ahead, it’s all virtual! And if someone tries to bother you while you’re building your masterpiece, just kick them out of your virtual room with a click of a button.

    And don’t worry about getting in trouble for standing up for yourself – on our server, you’re the boss! No need to hold back like in real life, let out all your frustrations and have a blast. Plus, who needs empathy when you can just block annoying players instead?

    So join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time, where you can be the adult in charge and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a virtual world to escape to? Let’s build, fight, and have fun together – see you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP