self-control issues – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Epic Adventure Realm 1.21.3
1.21.3, Adventure, biggest load, biggest load of bullshit, biggest load of fucking bullshit, Epic, fucking bullshit, Realm
Lolz, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a magical unicorn pooping rainbows kind of amazing.
I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes?
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, man.
Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant your wildest wishes, like turning your diamond sword into a lightsaber or giving you a pet dragon that farts glitter.
So come on, join the madness and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

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AlarmCraft Minecraft Server
Agitated, AlarmCraft, alarms, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couples therapy, exhaustion, Frustration, Minecraft, morning routine, patience, relationship, Server, Sleep, sleep patterns, snooze, Tension, Understanding, waking up, work schedule
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only alarm you’ll hear is the sound of creepers hissing as they explode! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated excitement and blocky chaos.
Are you tired of being woken up by a million alarms set by your significant other? Well, on our server, the only alarm you’ll need is the one that signals a zombie horde approaching your base! No more drama over snooze buttons, just pure, unadulterated fun.
We understand the struggle of trying to communicate about annoying alarms with your partner. That’s why on our server, the only communication you’ll need is through building epic structures and battling mobs together. Say goodbye to tension at 5:30 am and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!
So come join us on our server and leave those pesky alarms behind. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off skeletons with your friends? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and leave the alarm drama in the real world. See you in the virtual world of blocks and monsters!

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KittyBlockParty
aggression, Animals, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, family, Farm, kitten, KittyBlockParty, Niece, parenting, Pets, possessive, relationships, Respect, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of respecting animals and plants? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any possessive “Mine!” phases like my niece.
Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting virtual animals from any aggressive players who may try to claim them as their own. We understand the importance of setting boundaries and respecting the virtual world around us. Plus, we have a strict “No screaming for MY kitty” policy that ensures a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience for all.
So come on over to our server and leave your possessive tendencies at the door. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about respect and kindness towards all living beings, both real and virtual. Join now and let the fun begin!

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MythBusterMinecraftSMP
budgeting, DEBT, Economy, Financial Advice, financial beliefs, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mindset, financial misconceptions, financial myth, financial myths debunked, Financial Planning, Financial Success, investing, money management, MythBusterMinecraftSMP, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, wealth building
OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, there’s a secret diamond mine that only the chosen ones can access and if you find it, you’ll be rich AF in game. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server at night and challenges players to PvP battles. It’s like, so spooky but also exciting, you know?
But wait, there’s more! The server also has a hidden treasure chest that’s filled with enchanted gear and rare items. And if you find it, you’ll become the ultimate warrior in the server and everyone will bow down to you. Plus, there’s a secret underground base that’s guarded by a dragon and if you can defeat it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admins. How insane is that??
So yeah, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and become a legend in the Minecraft world, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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BlockyEscapeCraft
anxiety, BlockyEscapeCraft, bullshit, community support, coping, coping strategies, current events, emotional resilience., emotional well being, Global Issues, mental health, mindfulness, pandemic, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self reflection, self-care, stress, uncertainty, world
Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles happiness wherever you go.
Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of a potato or create a roller coaster that defies gravity – the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them hatch their diabolical plan (pun intended).
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and leave all the bullshit behind. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.

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CartelCraft: MexiDefenders
border security, CartelCraft, Cartels, Conflict Resolution, criminal organizations, cross-border cooperation, Diplomacy, drug trafficking, foreign policy, government response, international relations, law enforcement, mexico, MexiDefenders, national security, organized crime, political tension, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, terrorists, US
come join our minecraft server where we defend our sovereignty like mexico against the evil US trying to label our cartels as terrorists. we got crazy battles, epic raids, and wild adventures waiting for you. build your own drug empire, fight off the feds, and become the ultimate cartel boss. join now and show those americans who’s boss in this insane world of chaos and mayhem. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

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ValveCraft: Aortic Adventures
Adventures, Aortic, Aortic Valve Replacement, Asymptomatic Severe Aortic Stenosis, Cardiac Care, Cardiac Intervention, Cardiology, cardiovascular disease, clinical trials, Health Sciences, heart health, heart surgery, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, Interventional Cardiology, medical procedure, Medical research, New England Journal of Medicine, TAVR, Transcatheter Aortic-Valve Replacement, Valve Replacement Therapy, ValveCraft
so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha cha slide, and villagers selling u enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
but wait, there’s more. we also have a secret underground city where u can trade with alien pigmen and ride on giant chickens. and if u dig deep enough, u might even find the legendary diamond armor of the ancient warrior, Steve.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build the most epic minecraft world ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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What is the IP for supertf Minecraft Server?
Minecraft, overwatch, Server, supertf
Supertf is a popular Twitch streamer and professional Fortnite player known for his high-level gaming skills and entertaining content. With a large following on various social media platforms, Supertf has established himself as a prominent figure in the gaming community. He consistently showcases his talent in competitive gaming tournaments and continues to grow his audience with engaging streams and collaborations with other top gamers.

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SnowIX Minecraft server
Active players, CASTLE BUILDING, Competitions, cozy cottage, creative building, Discord, friendly community, gaming events, healthy atmosphere, Minecraft, original vision, private server, Regular Updates, Respectful attitude, server improvements, Unique Prizes, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vk, Whitelist
SnowIX is a private vanilla Minecraft server. There are no world-changing modifications on the server. The server is ideal for fans of vanilla Minecraft. Explore, build and create without any changes to the gameplay. We’re committed to the original vision of Minecraft so you can enjoy every aspect of the game in its original form.
On SnowIX you will find friendly and active players who are always ready to help newbies and share their experiences. We value respectful attitude and a healthy atmosphere on the server.
We are constantly improving the server by regularly releasing updates.
Take part in regular gaming events and competitions hosted by our community. This is a great opportunity to get unique prizes.
Whether you want to build a large castle or a cozy cottage, our server offers you a quiet space to realize your creative ideas.
To play on the server, you need to leave a request to be added to the whitelist, this can be done in Discord / VK.
snowix.gigacube.host

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Guardian’s Haven 1.20.1
1.20.1, Advocate, DEFEND, discrimination, dismissal, FIRED, Guardians, Haven, injustice, intervene, Loyal, mistreatment, Protect, solidarity, speak out, stand by, stand up for, stick up, Support, Termination, Undeserved, unfairness, Victim
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s the only place where you can stick up for yourself and never get fired! Like, imagine a world where you can build your own empire and no one can take it away from you! It’s like a virtual utopia where you can be the boss and no one can mess with you. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who’s the real boss!

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