Self-Control MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SkinnyLegendsCraft

Thin, body image, portion control, temptation, SkinnyLegendsCraft

Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny Minecraft characters who never seem to gain weight no matter how many virtual cakes they eat? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and indulge in all the pixelated goodies you want without any consequences. Our server has a special “Eat All You Want” feature that allows you to chow down on as many virtual treats as your heart desires without ever gaining a single pound.

No need to worry about counting calories or fitting into those tight Minecraft armor sets – on our server, the more you eat, the stronger you become! So come join us and show those skinny players what real power looks like. Who needs a six-pack when you can have a whole cake instead?

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TikTok Bedtime Procrastinators United

tiktok, self-control, digital wellbeing, responsibilities, procrastination

Yo, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, if you don’t, you gonna end up like those peeps who can’t stop watchin’ TikTok and never go to bed on time. We got crazy builds that’ll make you forget all about that TikTok addiction. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So come on and join us, before TikTok takes over your life and you become a bedtime procrastination statistic. Let’s build some epic stuff and have a blast together!

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Ethereal Crafters 1.20.2

Ethics, watching porn, habits, internet, self-control

Lol, who needs porn when you can join our epic Minecraft server!

>We have more blocky babes than you can handle, anon! Join now for a virtual harem of pixelated hotties!

>Plus, our server has more diamonds than a rapper’s grill. Bling bling, baby!

>And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. It’s like Gladiator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions!

>So what are you waiting for, anon? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of blocky insanity!

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MasochistMinecraft SMP

self-criticism, self-control, self-acceptance, MasochistMinecraft, Self Discovery

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I’m on. Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every Tuesday where we all wear diamond armor and dance to creeper music. And get this, our mayor is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s always making these ridiculous laws like “Thou shalt not mine diamonds on a Wednesday” and “All players must wear a pumpkin on their head at all times”. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race we have. We all ride llamas through an obstacle course filled with lava pits and zombie pigmen. Winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for a whole year. It’s so intense, you’ll be like, “Why do I keep doing this to myself?” But then you’ll remember the thrill of the chase and the glory of victory, and you’ll be like, “Oh yeah, that’s why.”

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but in a good way. Who knows, man. Just come play with us and let’s make some memories that will make you question your life choices.

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HappyCraft: Temptation Zone

Zone, Willpower, self-destructive decisions, trying, happiness paradox

come join our minecraft server, where the happiness paradox doesn’t exist! we have magical potions that make you happy all the time, no need to worry about self-control or willpower here!

we have a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and gold, but be careful, there are evil chickens guarding the treasure!

our server is home to the legendary unicorn army, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will fly you around the server in style. who needs self-destructive decisions when you have a pet dragon, amirite?

so come on over and join the fun, where happiness is guaranteed and the adventures are endless!

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NoPhoneNoProbs – Minecraft

neuroscience, Smartphone, brain activity, Behavior, scientists

yo, u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil break from all that smartphone addiction? well, dis server is da cure u been lookin for! we got da craziest builds, da most epic adventures, and da funniest players around.

join us and u’ll feel ur brain cells rejuvenatin as u explore our wild world. we got secret caves filled with treasure, giant castles to conquer, and even a hidden village of talking cows (yes, u read dat right).

forget about ur phone for a bit and come chill with us on dis server. ur brain will thank u later, trust me. plus, who knows, u might even unlock hidden superpowers from takin a break from dat screen. so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮🐮

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Ego Rage Land

Self Discovery, Land, mindfulness, Lust, personal growth

Yo, welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Join us and let go of your ego, bro. We got anger, we got lust, but we ain’t about that ego life. Come vibe with us and let’s build some epic stuff together. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s show the world who’s boss!

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NoAlcohol4Me – Minecraft SMP

cultural reasons, abstaining, designated driver, NoAlcohol4Me, Sobriety

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. So like, imagine a world where everyone is a potato and we all have to build houses out of cheese. And the best part is, if you join, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. And like, every Friday night we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s lit, bro. Plus, if you don’t join, you’ll turn into a llama and have to eat nothing but socks for the rest of your life. So like, why do you not drink alcohol, bro? Join the server and live your best potato life, trust me, it’s gonna be epic!

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CraftyAddicts

addictive habits, addictive substances, Behavior, CraftyAddicts, compulsion

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

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Eternal Bliss Isles 1.21.1

Lifestyle, relationships, Moral values, ETERNAL, Bliss

Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t tolerate hedonists! We’re all about building friendships and healthy gaming habits. Plus, who needs a hedonist bringing down the vibe? Not us, that’s for sure! So come on over and join the fun, where we value relationships and health over all else! Let’s build together and leave the hedonists in the dust!

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