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  • ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition

    ExcludedCraft: No Auntie and Uncle Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera. Will you be invited to the next family gathering, or will you be left out like a block of dirt in a diamond mine?

    Explore our server and uncover the secrets of Aunt Edith and Uncle Peter’s birthday parties. Will you be the hero who cleans up after the kids, or will you be labeled as the ultimate villain?

    With Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching, the stakes are higher than ever. Will you risk it all and attend the family gatherings, or will you choose to avoid the drama like a pro Minecrafter avoiding a creeper?

    Join us on this epic adventure filled with family feuds, party invitations, and unexpected plot twists. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

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  • PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

    PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

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  • WeddingDressDramaCraft

    WeddingDressDramaCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with wedding dress drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only dress you need to worry about is your pixelated armor! No more friends criticizing your fashion choices, just fun and games in a virtual world.

    Join us and escape the real world drama, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any judgment from your friends. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to help cover the cost of anyone’s virtual wedding dress – it’s all about having a good time here!

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to wedding dress woes. Who knew that escaping reality could be so fun and stress-free?

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  • BlockyInsecurities

    BlockyInsecurities
    Are you self-conscious about your blocky avatar’s fashion sense? Do you worry that your pixelated pets aren’t getting enough virtual treats? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a virtual therapist who will boost your confidence and make your virtual life a breeze! Join us for a wild ride of building, mining, and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find all the hidden treasures. So come on over and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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  • CraftyLiar420

    CraftyLiar420
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

    Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

    Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

    So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

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  • PreggoPowerServer

    PreggoPowerServer
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the best pixelated castle!

    Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the craziness of the real world. No judgment, no fat-shaming, just pure fun and creativity.

    Join us and build your dream world without any toxic behavior. And hey, if you ever feel dizzy from all the excitement, just munch on some virtual cookies to keep you going!

    Escape to our server and leave all the real-life stress behind. Who needs a husband when you have a whole community of blocky friends to support you? So come on, join us and let’s build a better world together!

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  • BandagedEarCraft

    BandagedEarCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have bandages for your EARS! you heard that right, we cater to all your medical needs, even if it means wearing a bandage on your ear! imagine the possibilities, you can roleplay as a doctor treating all the injured ears in our virtual world. we even have a special quest where you have to collect rare bandages from the ear-shaped dungeon. it’s a wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on over and join the fun, because who knows when you might need a bandage for your ear in real life!

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  • InsecuriCraft

    InsecuriCraft
    Are you tired of feeling insecure about your physical features? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a blocky pixelated masterpiece! No need to worry about your appearance when you can be a majestic unicorn or a fierce dragon in the game. Join us and leave your insecurities at the door – because in this world, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine!

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  • PastorPeepers: NoGlassesNoProblem

    PastorPeepers: NoGlassesNoProblem
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pastor is getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and uncover the mysteries of small eyes and big dreams. Our server is so inclusive, even insecure glasses wearers are welcome to join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a 40-year-old married man with 3 kids and a wife to team up with on your adventures! So come on down and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.

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  • AutoPilot Fails Minecraft Server

    AutoPilot Fails Minecraft Server
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus while daydreaming about building a giant cheeseburger in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we embrace all levels of autopilot fails and turn them into hilarious moments! Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual chaos and create unforgettable memories like accidentally riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it with a carrot. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there! So come on, join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

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