self-conscious Minecraft Servers

self-conscious Minecraft Servers

  • Crush Rejects Minecraft Server

    Crush Rejects Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 1772
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a potato in a world full of hot fries? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a pixelated masterpiece! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world where even the girl of your dreams prefers a tall, muscular police officer over you.

    On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!

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  • BridalBlunderCraft

    BridalBlunderCraft
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 768
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

    Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

    Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • InsecuritiesCraft

    InsecuritiesCraft
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 1743
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ores Mined: 2724 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

    So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

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  • ShamefulSteveMC SMP

    ShamefulSteveMC SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9917
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Emeralds Found: 8642
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen.

    Forget about being ashamed of anything, on our server, we embrace all your embarrassing moments and turn them into legendary tales. Did you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT? No problem, we’ll just turn it into a tourist attraction! Did you accidentally hit your best friend with a diamond sword? Don’t worry, we’ll just pretend it was all part of an elaborate prank.

    Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the hero of the server for the most ridiculous reason imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • 30 and still no friends Minecraft server

    30 and still no friends Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 5288
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

    Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

    ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 2150
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

    Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBoobOpinions

    BlockyBoobOpinions
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 2109
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

    But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

    So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

    Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 6544
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6358 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPantsParty

    PixelPantsParty
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4600
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Crops Grown: 3171 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Endless Legions Commanded: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected encounters.

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? And let’s not forget the epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon, where you’ll have to team up with llamas armed with laser beams to save the day!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even have your first naked encounter with a skeleton (Your mother doesn’t count)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SadSmilesHideHere

    SadSmilesHideHere
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9944
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6554
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Emeralds Found: 1834
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server and u will see unicorns flying around, pooping rainbows and glitter everywhere. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. build a house out of cheese and live happily ever after with a pet dragon that farts diamonds. also, there are secret caves filled with dancing pandas and talking trees. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyOhio Socials Server

    CraftyOhio Socials Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 1737
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    On our server, you can build your very own strip club, host wild parties with your friends, and even participate in our weekly twerking competitions. Oh, and did I mention the exclusive “socials” section? That’s where all the drama goes down. You never know who you might meet – or what scandalous secrets they might be hiding.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join ohio sluts & socials today and let your inner party animal run wild. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – things tend to get a little…crazy around here.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

    SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5597
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

    But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

    So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

    SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 538
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

    Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

    So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ShowerFirstOrBust

    ShowerFirstOrBust
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 9992
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 237 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Villages Defended: 12
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

    We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

    Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

    MovieTwistMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 3884
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • Block Breakup Blunders

    Block Breakup Blunders
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 2513
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9447 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

    Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

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  • BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

    BradleyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 1743
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

    So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

    When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

    And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

    So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

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  • Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

    Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7468
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

    We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

    Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

    So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

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  • LoveCraftedBrains

    LoveCraftedBrains
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 2818
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!

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  • Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!

    Flare SMP: Where the vanilla is semi, the whitelist is tight, and the shenanigans are full-on!
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4133
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Potions Brewed: 120 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

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    About Us
    Founded on: April 14, 2023
    Features: Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
    Primary Language: English
    Server Leadership: International, with German players

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    Question Answer
    What makes your server different from Vanilla Minecraft? Our server offers additional features like Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO for skill leveling, GSit for unique sitting options, FlareDeathMessages for custom death messages, Pets for cosmetic companions, and more.
    Is the server active and long-term? Yes, the server is a long-term project with no planned end, aiming to provide players with a relaxed semi-vanilla experience.
    What is the primary language spoken on the server? The primary language is English, but there are also German players within the community.
    Are there any upcoming events or updates? Yes, a summer event with new content and rewards is soon to start. Additionally, a new server called “Flare Adventures” is in development for a classic MMORPG experience.

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