Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and instantly became a Minecraft pro. They built a house made entirely of cheese and rode a pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won! All thanks to the power of this amazing server.
But that’s not all! We have weekly llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the meaning of life or finally learn how to love yourself. Or you know, just have a good time and make some new friends. Up to you, really. But seriously, join us. It’s gonna be epic.
But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?
So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.
We have a special support group for recovering people pleasers where you can bond over your shared experiences of constantly putting others before yourself. Together, we will learn to embrace our inner mischief makers and become the ultimate troublemakers of the server.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to the need to please everyone. Let your inner rebel shine in our crazy world of Minecraft madness!
But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.
But wait, there’s more. We have this crazy storyline where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. And get this, the final boss is a giant chicken with laser eyes. It’s so epic, bro.
So if you’re feeling like you’re not doing good enough in your mid 20s-30s, just hop on this server and all your problems will disappear. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. You don’t want to miss it, bro. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior of all time!
Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.
Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!
Imagine a world where you can actually make plans with your friends without being guilt-tripped by your sister. Our server offers the freedom to enjoy your weekends without the constant demands of watching a hyperactive six-year-old.
Don’t let your sister and mom guilt-trip you into thinking you have no real responsibilities. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have a good time and build epic creations.
Join now and say goodbye to the passive-aggressive comments and hello to a world where you can finally put yourself first. You deserve it!
So, like, the reason you gotta join is because there’s this secret underground society of chickens that run the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens are like, the mafia of Minecraft. And if you wanna survive, you gotta pay them in diamonds or they’ll peck you to death. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not even the craziest part. There’s this legend that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I know, it sounds insane, but I swear it’s true. People have been searching for it for years, but no one has found it yet. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember, watch out for those chickens. They mean business.
Welcome to Valskaya Realms! We are an economy based survival server with a mideval-esq land claiming system called Lands and Nations. Our server is 100% Cross Platform, including PlayStation! Join our Discord today to stay updated on the latest and greatest when it comes to Valskaya. There will be monthly contests starting March where we will be giving away 50$ USD Visa Gift Cards to the wealthiest players 🙂 We hope you enjoy our simple yet satisfying server concept.
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| Server Type | Experimental, Vanilla, SMP |
|---|---|
| Updates | Every new snapshot with experiments enabled |
| Features | New game drops, Minecart Improvements, Villager Rebalance |
| Current Snapshot | 1.21.5 snapshots |
| Community | Friendly community with diamond-based trading economy |
The server updates to every new snapshot that comes out, usually every Wednesday.
Experimental features include game drops, Minecart Improvements, and Villager Rebalance.
The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.
Yes, the server features TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, custom advancements, and more.
25w08a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.5)
Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without any pesky roommates asking you to pay for things you didn’t even want in the first place.
On our server, you can explore new lands, battle fierce mobs, and never have to worry about lugging suitcases across town for someone who won’t even spring for an uber.
So come join us and leave the roommate drama behind – because in our world, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the most epic base ever!
