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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8471 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
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