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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5137 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
But the best part? The players, man. They’re all like, super chill and funny and they all have pet llamas named Larry. And get this, every time you log on, you get a free diamond sword and a stack of enchanted golden apples. It’s like Christmas every day, bro.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? Yeah, it’s a thing. And there’s this one time where we all had a massive dance party in the Nether and accidentally summoned a giant zombie chicken. Good times, good times.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake. It involves a lot of jazz hands and a dab. It’s lit, bro.