yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got glass dat cleans itself, like wut?! no more needin harsh chemicals, just sound and salt, like magic or sumthin. imagine havin windshields dat clean themselves while u drive, or surfaces dat kill germs on their own. oh, and did i mention better beer? yea, dat too. so join now and experience da glass revolution in minecraft, it’s lit fam!
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Sound-Salt GlassCraft

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Robo Maid Cafe
come join our epic minecraft server where the future is now and robot maids/cooks are doubling as sexbots! imagine having a robot maid who can cook you dinner and then clean up after you AND give you a happy ending. it’s like living in a sci-fi porno movie every day! plus, our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant statue of a creeper twerking or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the future of minecraft!
