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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 1990 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 76205 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like entering a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead.
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yep, u heard me right, ninja chickens. they will peck your enemies to death while doing backflips.
also, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. it’s like a thrill ride and a fireworks show all in one. just make sure to hold on tight or you might end up in the sky with the creepers.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you to the moon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so, if u wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally awesome minecraft server ever, then come on over. just remember, calling yourself humble is not very humble.
