Self-Centered MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

UltimatumCraft Minecraft Server

FAITH, Manipulation, UltimatumCraft, Breakup, Server

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of dealing with crazy ultimatums and religious drama in your relationships, then come join our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to convert to anything, not even to the Church of Creeperology!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry villagers start demanding you convert to their religion of “Blockism.” But fear not, on our server, you can be a devout follower of the Church of Baconism and still be accepted with open arms (and bacon sandwiches)!

Forget about being guilt-tripped for eating pork or attending harmless gatherings with your friends. On our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and battling zombie pigmen in the Nether!

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself without any crazy demands or manipulative tactics, then join us today! And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be praying for is more diamonds and less drama. Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

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BlockheadsRUs

arrogance, Show off, dumb, pride, BlockheadsRUs

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

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Momma’s Favorite MineCraft

Effort, Mother, Preoccupied, self-centered, relationship

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family relationships? Look no further than our server! Join us and leave behind the stress of parents who just don’t understand.

Our server is a place where you can build your own virtual family, one that actually listens to you and respects your boundaries. No more awkward birthday reminders or guilt trips about not visiting enough. On our server, you’re the king or queen of your own castle, with no pesky parents telling you what to do.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build, explore, and create your own perfect paradise, free from family drama and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real parents when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new, drama-free life together!

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PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

Ego, Boasting, self worth, ignorance, superficial

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear.

First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! 🥔🌈💎🦄🕺🏼👑🚽 #PotatoPower

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BdayTripNope – Minecraft Server

Rushed, stepdad, Wedding, family, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we promise you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected plot twists, just like when you found out your mum booked a trip to Morocco for your 20th birthday…only to attend your step sister’s fake wedding to a man she barely knows! Talk about a whirlwind romance!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to deal with family drama, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of misunderstandings and miscommunications, just like when your mum conveniently “forgot” to mention the real reason for the trip until the last minute.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you try to make sense of it all while packing your bags for a hasty departure the day after your birthday. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a chaotic adventure instead?

So come join our server and experience the ultimate blend of comedy and tragedy, where every day is a new episode of the craziest reality show you’ve ever seen!

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MommaCraft: Selfish & Self-Centered

unhealthy relationship, space issue, moving out, family dynamics, difficult situation

Are you tired of living in a cramped townhouse with your mom and her drama-filled boyfriend? Do you want to escape the chaos of sharing a room with his wild daughters and a new baby on the way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and build your dream house in the country, away from all the stress and drama. No need to worry about driving 30+ minutes to school or work – just teleport to your virtual paradise with a click of a button!

On our server, you can live independently, away from all the unnecessary arguments and family drama. Build your own space, make new friends, and escape the madness of real life. Who needs a toxic relationship when you can have a creeper-free zone instead?

So come on, join our server and leave all the real-life stress behind. Build your own happy ending and show your mom that you’re not being selfish – you’re just looking out for your own sanity. Let’s craft away the drama together!

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DisappointingTraitsMC

urk, rudeness, common trait, lack of empathy, Disappointment

Are you tired of dealing with players who take Minecraft way too seriously and never know how to have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from all the try-hards and rule followers out there!

Join our server if you’re sick of players who build boring, cookie-cutter houses and actually care about winning at PvP. Here, we embrace the chaos and encourage players to build the most ridiculous structures they can think of. Want to build a giant toilet house? Go for it. How about a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit? Sounds like a blast!

We also have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From spontaneous dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of dirt blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to let loose, laugh until your sides hurt, and make memories that will have you crying with laughter for years to come, join us today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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NoSelfAwarenessMC SMP

Oblivious, disconnected, Narcissistic, unaware of surroundings, unaware of impact

LOL, if they haven’t joined this EPIC Minecraft SMP yet! Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, do you even exist, bro? We’ve got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, it’s like a circus up in here. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna join the coolest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up! Or don’t, and live a sad, diamond-less existence. Your choice, bro.

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DumbPrideMC SMP

self-glorification, self-promotion, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, self-centered

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

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SelfishSMPSuccess

self-serving, personal gain, self-preservation, self-advancement, SelfishSMPSuccess

OMG you guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally stole someone’s chest full of goodies but, like, it totally worked out in my favor because I got, like, a million diamonds and stuff. It was, like, the best day ever!

And, like, the community on this server is so crazy, there’s this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt, I mean, how epic is that? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have dance parties every night and, like, the mods are all unicorns who grant wishes or something, I dunno, it’s wild.

So, yeah, if you wanna have a totally rad time and, like, make some questionable decisions that end up working out in your favor, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s, like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me bro.

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