self-care Minecraft Servers

Self-Care

  • NoCreepJustBlock

    NoCreepJustBlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    We have players of all ages, from 35-year-old cougars to 32-year-old cubs looking for love. Who needs a dating app when you can find your soulmate while building a virtual castle?

    But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they forget to shower on weekends. Who needs hygiene when you have diamonds to mine?

    And if you’re looking to start a family, we have players asking if you’re thick or curvy for the perfect baby-making body. Who needs a stork when you have a Minecraft server to find your future baby daddy?

    So come join us for a crazy adventure filled with questionable boundaries, awkward conversations, and maybe even a little bit of love. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape reality?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyDrama Minecraft Server

    BlockyDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the drama and manipulative partners, ya know? Like, if you’ve been through some crazy stuff like forgiving someone for cheating and then getting called an asshole for bringing it up later, then this server is for you!

    Join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and leave all that toxic relationship baggage behind. We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who will never manipulate you into forgiving them for cheating. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can just focus on having a good time without any guilt trips.

    So, come on over and let’s build some awesome stuff together! Trust us, you won’t find any cheating partners or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. See you in the game, player!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

    AdultingSMP: UnpreparedProbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and then suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face? Yeah, that’s basically the adult problem nobody prepared you for. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have creeper repellent! Just kidding, we don’t actually have that, but we do have a community of players who will have your back when those pesky creepers try to ruin your day.

    Join our SMP for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden carrots. The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    So come on, join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Or team up with your friends to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommyDramaCraft

    MommyDramaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental eyes of Erica! She won’t be there to criticize your building skills or question your mining techniques. Plus, on our server, mornings are optional! No need to worry about doing mornings if you don’t feel like it – we support your right to sleep in and mine diamonds at your own pace.

    Forget about awkward conversations and unwanted opinions – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon in style. So come join us and let’s build a world where Erica’s judgmental comments are a thing of the past. See you in the blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VacayVeto Minecraft Server

    VacayVeto Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all your real-life drama? Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have a blast with other players!

    Feeling overwhelmed by your clingy friend who can’t accept that you have a life outside of them? Well, on our server, you can block them and never have to deal with their drama again! No more guilt trips about not prioritizing them – prioritize yourself and your Minecraft creations instead!

    And if you ever feel like you need a vacation from your friend, just log onto our server and travel to exotic biomes, battle fierce mobs, and mine for rare resources. Who needs a real vacation when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft?

    So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and have a laugh with us – because life’s too short to deal with clingy friends and guilt trips. Let’s play Minecraft and forget about all the drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyMindCheck

    BlockyMindCheck

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server and watch your mental health skyrocket to new levels of insanity! Our pixelated world is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

    Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join our server and embark on wild adventures that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner crazy out to play. Who knows, you might just find that losing your mind in Minecraft is the best therapy you never knew you needed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Momma’s Minecraft Mansion

    Momma’s Minecraft Mansion

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other!! we have all the craziness you need to escape from your mom drama!! build your own world and escape into a land of blocks and adventures!!

    we promise no moms knocking on your virtual door, insisting on family time with your cousin!! we understand boundaries and messy rooms, so come join us for a stress-free gaming experience!!

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual trip with your friends, no strings attached!! say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny!!

    so, are you ready to escape into a world of fun and laughter? join our minecraft server now and leave all your troubles behind!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBanta Minecraft Server

    BlockBanta Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our insane world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and exploding chickens.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet. But instead of getting mad, they laughed so hard they cried and made friends with a talking cow named Bob. True story.

    So come on, join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even find a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and cookies. And remember, if anyone tries to grief your build, just throw a bunch of rainbow-colored sheep at them. Trust us, it works every time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KidWatchersAnonymous

    KidWatchersAnonymous

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and personal time? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of chaos and fun!

    Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    Need a break from the daily grind? Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Don’t worry, you can respawn as many times as you want – death is just a minor inconvenience here!

    Looking for a community that understands the importance of personal time? We got you covered! Our server is a safe space where you can say no to giving up your time for others, just like you should in real life. Stand your ground and tell those pesky creepers that your time is YOURS!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where llamas ride on flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    AdultingSMP – UnwarnedProbs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky world, trust me. We got diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players. And if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts out fireworks. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ firework-farting dragon!

    Oh, and did I mention we have a taco stand run by villagers who rap while they make your tacos? It’s like, the most epic thing ever. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP