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  • C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

    C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

    We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

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  • H8U2BLOCKS

    H8U2BLOCKS
    Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

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  • TeenTipz Minecraft SMP

    TeenTipz Minecraft SMP
    Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

    So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!

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  • NoMoreBFdramaCraft

    NoMoreBFdramaCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

    Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more dealing with cheating boyfriends or backstabbing friends, just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

    Our server is a safe space where you can escape from the craziness of real life and just focus on having a good time. Plus, we have virtual cafes and malls for you to hang out in with your new Minecraft buddies.

    So why wait? Leave the drama behind and join our server today for a truly epic gaming experience. Who needs real friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you?

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  • NotYourMinecraftSMPGirl

    NotYourMinecraftSMPGirl
    OMG you guys, like, totally join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the most fire mixtape playing 24/7 in the background while you build your pixelated masterpieces. And get this, our admins are actually trained monkeys who will throw bananas at griefers to keep them in line. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and shenanigans that go down in this server. So come join us and let’s create some epic memes together! #BananaAdmins #PixelatedMixtape #DiamondsAreAGriefer’sBestFriend 🍌ðŸ”Ĩ💎ðŸĪŠ

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  • LoveCrafted: Conditional LOLZ

    LoveCrafted: Conditional LOLZ
    Are you tired of arguments about managing anger ruining your Minecraft gaming experience? Join our server where anger management classes are mandatory for all players! We believe in unconditional love for children, but when it comes to spousal relationships, it’s all about financial stability, emotional maturity, and respect.

    Don’t let a disagreement about love conditions lead to a divorce like it did for one player’s husband. On our server, we value healthy communication and understanding. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel like walking out on us! Join now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together, one block at a time. #LoveIsConditionalInMinecraft

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  • MineCraftPoopTime

    MineCraftPoopTime
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the legendary Toilet Diamond hidden deep within the bowels of the world (literally).

    While you’re ‘pooping’ in-game, you’ll actually be on a secret mission to defeat the evil Toilet Goblins who are trying to clog up all the toilets in the land. Trust us, it’s a crappy situation but someone’s gotta do it!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special potion that turns your character into a giant toilet so you can scare off any pesky griefers who try to mess with your builds.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bladder capacity). You won’t regret it, we promise!

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  • MentalBlockCraft

    MentalBlockCraft
    Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

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  • ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

    ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP
    Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

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  • RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

    RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists
    Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

    Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

    So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

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