self-care Minecraft Servers

Self-Care

  • Blocktopia Suicide Squad

    Blocktopia Suicide Squad

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing stopping you from killing yourself is the sheer insanity of our gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who finds the Diamond Unicorn will be blessed with infinite diamonds and eternal glory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lonely Hearts Haven 1.20.1

    Lonely Hearts Haven 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up losers! Are you gonna be a lonely loser on Valentine’s Day again this year? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save your sorry butt! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, because you’ll have a whole virtual world of blocky friends to hang out with. And who needs a significant other when you can have a diamond sword, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s make this Valentine’s Day the best one yet!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaSaidNo Minecraft Server

    MommaSaidNo Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a place to escape your mom’s insults and drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build, explore, and most importantly, avoid being called a narcissist or psycho by your own mother.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting blocked in your room until you forgive her or being labeled a manipulator for wanting to take a walk. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and hanging out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with a verbally abusive parent.

    Don’t follow the pattern of generations past – break free from the cycle and join our server today! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining adventures? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EmoControlCraft

    EmoControlCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit? Join our Minecraft server and channel all that negative energy into building epic structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous! Our community is so chill that even the most toxic players turn into peaceful villagers after spending just 5 minutes on our server. So come on in and let your inner zen master shine through!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Misogyny & Antinatalism 1.20

    Misogyny & Antinatalism 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where misogyny is celebrated, antinatalism is a thing of the past, and we are all about that human race content. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and questionable life choices. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and causing mayhem with your new virtual buddies? Say goodbye to relaxation and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPrideLOL

    CraftyPrideLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you proud of yourself for being able to survive a creeper explosion without crying like a baby? Do you boast about your epic diamond armor collection that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt blocks (seriously, it’s just not classy). Join us and become part of a community where players ride pigs into battle and build roller coasters that go all the way to the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your mad Minecraft skills!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBodFavorites

    BlockyBodFavorites

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

    So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UniWorkCraft

    UniWorkCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to juggle your uni assignments and work responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ultimate time management strategies from our resident expert, Professor Creeper! He once balanced building a replica of the Eiffel Tower while studying for his PhD in Redstone Engineering. Plus, rumor has it that our server’s magical diamond pickaxe can help you mine through your to-do list in no time. So why stress when you can dig your way to success on our server? Join now and start crafting your way to a balanced life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP

    SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, imagine a world where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, man.

    So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this chicken came up to me and challenged me to a dance-off. I was like, “Bro, I got moves you ain’t never seen before.” And let me tell you, that chicken had some serious skills. We ended up forming a dance crew and taking over the server.

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’re planning to take over the server and turn all the cows into disco balls. It’s a whole conspiracy, man.

    So, if you wanna join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta hop on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

    SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP