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  • MommaSaidNo Minecraft Server

    MommaSaidNo Minecraft Server
    Looking for a place to escape your mom’s insults and drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build, explore, and most importantly, avoid being called a narcissist or psycho by your own mother.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting blocked in your room until you forgive her or being labeled a manipulator for wanting to take a walk. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and hanging out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with a verbally abusive parent.

    Don’t follow the pattern of generations past – break free from the cycle and join our server today! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining adventures? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

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  • EmoControlCraft

    EmoControlCraft
    Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit? Join our Minecraft server and channel all that negative energy into building epic structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous! Our community is so chill that even the most toxic players turn into peaceful villagers after spending just 5 minutes on our server. So come on in and let your inner zen master shine through!

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  • CraftyPrideLOL

    CraftyPrideLOL
    Are you proud of yourself for being able to survive a creeper explosion without crying like a baby? Do you boast about your epic diamond armor collection that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt blocks (seriously, it’s just not classy). Join us and become part of a community where players ride pigs into battle and build roller coasters that go all the way to the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your mad Minecraft skills!

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  • BlockyBodFavorites

    BlockyBodFavorites
    Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?

    So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!

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  • UniWorkCraft

    UniWorkCraft
    Are you tired of trying to juggle your uni assignments and work responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ultimate time management strategies from our resident expert, Professor Creeper! He once balanced building a replica of the Eiffel Tower while studying for his PhD in Redstone Engineering. Plus, rumor has it that our server’s magical diamond pickaxe can help you mine through your to-do list in no time. So why stress when you can dig your way to success on our server? Join now and start crafting your way to a balanced life!

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  • SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP

    SMPAdultingProblems – Minecraft SMP
    Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, imagine a world where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s wild, man.

    So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this chicken came up to me and challenged me to a dance-off. I was like, “Bro, I got moves you ain’t never seen before.” And let me tell you, that chicken had some serious skills. We ended up forming a dance crew and taking over the server.

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’re planning to take over the server and turn all the cows into disco balls. It’s a whole conspiracy, man.

    So, if you wanna join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta hop on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

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  • SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

    SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success
    come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!

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  • GFimmaturityGoneWild

    GFimmaturityGoneWild
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Forget about real-life drama like being left on read or getting the silent treatment – on our server, everyone is too busy crafting, mining, and battling creepers to worry about petty relationship issues.

    We don’t care if you’re a Baltimore Ravens fan or not, as long as you’re ready to game, watch movies, and have a blast with our awesome community. So come on in, leave your worries behind, and let’s build some memories together!

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  • HappyCraft: When Was Last Time?

    HappyCraft: When Was Last Time?
    Are you tired of mining all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    We have a secret potion that will make you laugh uncontrollably for hours on end, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Our virtual reality headset will transport you to a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring, mundane life. Happiness is just a click away!

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  • 30BeforeWisdom – Minecraft SMP

    30BeforeWisdom – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant rollercoaster made out of diamonds and rode it into the sunset while fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but carrots. And then we found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether, it was lit AF. So if you wanna experience the most epic and random adventures ever, you gotta join this SMP, it’s like a magical unicorn ride through a rainbow forest of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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