self-care Minecraft Servers

Self-Care

  • NotAHeroJustBlocky

    NotAHeroJustBlocky

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced to do “manly” tasks like house renovations, gardening, and electrical work just because your mom thinks you need to be a manly man? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and escape the pressures of the real world by building your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do. No more being called gay for wanting to take a break or play video games – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can transport you to a world where moms are supportive, stepfathers do their fair share of the work, and you can finally feel loved and appreciated. So come on over and let’s build a world where you can truly be yourself – no judgment, just fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • VacayVillains Minecraft Server

    VacayVillains Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of overbearing parents who just can’t seem to let you breathe? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world and experience true freedom!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom packing away your toothbrush in fear of it being used to clean the toilet. You can keep your toiletries right where you want them, no questions asked!

    And forget about embarrassing moments in the change room – here, no one will barge in while you’re half naked trying on clothes. You can change in peace and privacy, without any unwanted interruptions.

    Plus, when you order the wrong type of popcorn at our virtual shows, you won’t have to deal with any dramatic scenes at the bar. You can handle it yourself, no need for mom to step in and make a fuss!

    Join our server now and take control of your own destiny – because here, you’re the boss! Say goodbye to feeling overwhelmed and anxious, and hello to a world where you can finally be yourself. And remember, on our server, you’re never too old to stand up for your autonomy – even if you’re a 30 year old (soon) woman!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBreakup: 4 Years Too Long

    BlockBreakup: 4 Years Too Long

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your ex’s drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those tearful messages and constant reminders of heartbreak. Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to a drama-free zone. Who needs a spark when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Say goodbye to relationship woes and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers for broken hearts. So come join us and let’s mine away the pain together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

    HomelessCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a boring old house with no drama? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a log cabin in the woods with your ex-partner who constantly threatens to kick you out!

    Build your dream home together, only to have it torn apart by arguments and power struggles. Hide keys, make empty threats, and watch as your anxiety levels skyrocket to new heights! Who needs a stable living situation when you can have constant turmoil and uncertainty?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the ultimate petty revenge as you drag a loaded cart uphill in the rain to collect all your belongings and leave your ex with nothing but an empty cabin. Who needs a mop or bedding anyway?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to stand your ground or give in to the demands of your ex-partner. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest relationship nightmares in Minecraft form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPleasures

    CraftyPleasures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of pure awesomeness? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. Build towering castles, create intricate redstone contraptions, or just spend hours fishing for enchanted books in our mystical waters.

    And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LostInLife30 Minecraft SMP

    LostInLife30 Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, if you’re feeling old and crusty at 30, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who can speak English.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground rave party where all the mobs were dancing to dubstep. It was lit, bro. And then, I found a secret portal that led me to a dimension where pigs could fly and cows could do backflips.

    So yeah, if you want to escape the boring real world and enter a realm of pure chaos and fun, join our Minecraft SMP now! Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. Trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPositiveVibes

    CraftyPositiveVibes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of all the haters and negativity in your life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be your true fabulous self! We have unicorns roaming the lands, flying pigs as your loyal companions, and a secret dance party every night in the enchanted forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock unlimited pizza delivery for life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your awesomeness shine bright like a diamond (or a block of obsidian, whatever floats your boat)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CakeSnatcherCraft

    CakeSnatcherCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates your victories, big or small? Look no further than our server, where we throw a party for every little achievement!

    Imagine this: you finally build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of, and we throw you a virtual parade complete with fireworks and cake (don’t worry, we won’t let your niece steal the spotlight).

    But wait, there’s more! If you hit one year sober like our friend here, we’ll have the whole server singing your praises and cheering you on. And if anyone tries to steal your thunder, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper”.

    Join us for a wild ride of celebrations and support, where even the smallest victories are met with big cheers. And hey, if you need to take your cake and eat it too, we’ve got your back. So come on over and let’s party like it’s block party time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HubbyHog Minecraft Server

    HubbyHog Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sharing your snacks with your siblings? Do you want to keep your cookies all to yourself without anyone stealing them? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can hoard all the virtual cookies you want without anyone taking them away from you!

    Imagine a world where you can build a fortress made entirely out of cookies, where no one can touch them without your permission. You can even set up booby traps to catch any sneaky snack thieves trying to steal your precious treats.

    Join us on this epic adventure and claim your cookie kingdom today! Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things for yourself.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JoyBringerMC SMP

    JoyBringerMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

    So, like, the reason you gotta join this server is because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. He’s like the Chuck Norris of the chicken world, bro.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s totally safe, don’t worry. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon. He’s actually a pretty good dancer, once you get to know him.

    So, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP