self-care Minecraft Servers

Self-Care

  • VibeCraftCentral

    VibeCraftCentral

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s accusations about a vibrator? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a hidden treasure hunt where you have to find the elusive vibrator hidden in a box of old clothes in the garage. Trust us, it’s a challenge worth undertaking.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with your ex while not actually being together, just like our server owner did. Separate rooms, separate lives, but one shared goal: taking care of our virtual daughter (who may or may not have a cognitive impairment, we’re still deciding on that one).

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the added bonus of being accused of using a vibrator while your ex is asleep? It’s a classic case of mistaken vibrations that will keep you on your toes (and maybe even make you question your own sanity).

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a breakup with a side of misplaced sex toys, join us now! Just remember, don’t forget to bring your accountability and respect, because things can get heated in our virtual world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

    WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and ghosting drama in real life by building your dream world block by block!

    Join us if you want to avoid awkward family gatherings like weddings and RSVPs – we won’t force you to attend any in-game events!

    Our server is the perfect place to practice your avoidance skills and build epic structures to hide from your family drama. Plus, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to be a part of your virtual life.

    So, if you’re looking for a place to ghost without guilt, join our server now and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs family drama when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyTimeTraveler

    CraftyTimeTraveler

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, future Minecraft pro! If I could call myself five years ago, I would tell myself to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their beaks. You won’t believe the insane structures they’ve created!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win virtual prizes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this funky fun!

    3. Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can communicate with the blocks themselves and make them do their bidding. Join us and witness this Minecraft magic firsthand!

    So, future Minecraft pro, don’t waste another second. Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Fearless Realms 1.21.4

    Eternal Fearless Realms 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you’re like me and scared of facing reality, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why live in the real world when you can build a whole new one in the blocky paradise of this server? Trust me, once you start crafting and mining, you’ll forget all about your fears and never want to leave your room again! Plus, who needs sunlight when you can have the warm glow of lava lighting up your pixelated world? Join now and escape from the horrors of real life into a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadVsFianceSMP

    DadVsFianceSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, emotional roller coasters, and unexpected twists!

    Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, on our server, the real game is navigating complicated family relationships. Will you choose to walk down the aisle with your mom instead of your dad? Will you go NC or LC with certain family members based on their actions in-game?

    Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, blocking toxic players, and shedding tears over virtual voice mails. This server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready for some serious emotional gameplay, join us now!

    Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama to keep you on your toes? Join our server and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, the only thing more powerful than a diamond sword is a strong support system.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

    Picture this: you spawn in a world where the only child of a mom with a heart attack, stroke, fibromyalgia, schizophrenia, bipolar depression, and diabetes needs your help. But wait, there’s more! Her aunt is also struggling with medical issues and they both need YOU to take care of them!

    Experience the thrill of working paycheck to paycheck while juggling the responsibilities of caring for two sick family members. But don’t worry, you can always take a break and blow off some steam with some virtual weed (in-game, of course).

    Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KMS Bullrun Madness

    KMS Bullrun Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got crazy bullruns and challenges that will blow your mind. If you don’t join in the next 6 months, you’ll be missing out big time. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s have a wild time together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

    I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

    And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentalPwnage

    ParentalPwnage

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

    Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

    So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP