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  • GymCraft: Wifey Edition

    GymCraft: Wifey Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.

    Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?

    Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?

    So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!

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  • MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server

    MomJailNoBail Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

    Are you tired of toxic family members ruining your vibe? Well, on our server, you can escape all that drama and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate sword.

    Imagine a world where your mom can’t call you from jail asking for bail money because she’s too busy fighting off zombies in the Nether. Say goodbye to entitled parents and hello to a community of players who have your back.

    So, if you’re ready to leave the real world behind and embark on a journey of epic proportions, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead?

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  • BlockyBinge Minecraft Server

    BlockyBinge Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of spending all day staring at pixelated pixels on your screen? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to end your porn addiction! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only pixels you’ll be staring at are cute little blocky animals and epic landscapes. Trust us, you won’t even have time to think about porn when you’re too busy building your dream castle or battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can zap away any urges to watch porn. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to your porn addiction for good!

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  • CraftyControlFreakGF

    CraftyControlFreakGF
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the suffocating environment of real life and express your opinions freely without fear of being called abusive, a bully, or toxic!

    Join us and manifest your wildest dreams in-game, whether it’s building the biggest castle or taming the rarest creatures. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and not worry about someone canceling their dentist appointment because they think the dentist is manifesting their dental problems.

    We promise endless fun, outrageous adventures, and a community that will never taunt you about your skincare routine or try to convince you that neglecting your skin is a sin in our religion (which, by the way, is all about building pixelated worlds, not skincare).

    So come join us and leave behind the endless arguments and taunts of real life. Let’s build a world where everyone’s opinions are respected, and the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creeper explosions!

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  • BlockyBluesCraft

    BlockyBluesCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where all your problems can be solved by building a giant tower made entirely of cheese! Need a break from reality? Jump into our server and ride a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Trust us, this server is the ultimate therapy for when life gets you down. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!

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  • LipBalmCraft

    LipBalmCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

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  • MirrorCraft: Younger Me

    MirrorCraft: Younger Me
    lol come join dis minecraft server where u can see ur younger self in the mirror!! it’s like a time machine but in a blocky world lmao. u can relive ur glory days of being a total noob and building ur first dirt house. plus, the mirror also shows u what u would look like if u were a creeper or a zombie. it’s wild, man. so come on over and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #mirrorselfies #minecrafttimecapsule

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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate love potion for all your relationship needs! Join us and find your blocky soulmate while building pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to keep you on your toes? So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories together!

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  • ExHubbyNoVacay Minecraft Server

    ExHubbyNoVacay Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex-husband’s emotional affair? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

    We offer a unique experience where you can open up your Minecraft world just like John wanted to open up his marriage. Who needs monogamy when you can have multiple bases and alliances in the game?

    Reconnect with old friends (or enemies) on our server and see if you can build something new together, just like this 37F did with her ex-husband. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up getting back together in the game and building a virtual family.

    But beware, just like in real life, things can get heated on our server. From accusations of not having enough time for your Minecraft partner to heated discussions about moving in together, you’ll experience it all.

    So join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

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  • Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

    Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
    lol come join this epic minecraft server where u can escape ur hairy problems and just build stuff and mine stuff and do stuff. we got a secret underground city where u can trade with villagers who speak only in riddles. u can also ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the forest and grants u three wishes. so come on, what r u waiting for? join us and let ur hair down, literally!

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