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  • NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

    NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have some diamonds?” or “Dad, can you help me build a house?” Then come join our Minecraft server where children are banned and adults can finally enjoy some peace and quiet while mining and crafting to their heart’s content!

    Our server is so child-free that even the Ender Dragon refuses to spawn any baby Ender Dragons out of respect for our rules. Join us and experience the true joy of building without interruptions or demands for snacks every five minutes.

    And if you’re still not convinced, let us tell you about our legendary player who mined so deep that they actually discovered a secret underground city populated by friendly creepers who love to trade diamonds for baked potatoes. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything is possible when kids are nowhere to be found. Join us today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

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  • PainfulPixelsMC

    PainfulPixelsMC
    join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of virtual suicide! jump off cliffs, dive into lava, or get eaten by a pack of wild wolves! it’s all fun and games until you respawn and do it all over again!

    we have a special feature where you can turn into a zombie after dying, because who wouldn’t want to join the undead army and terrorize the living players?

    our server is also home to the legendary cursed diamond sword that has a mind of its own! it will either protect you with its magical powers or turn against you in the heat of battle. it’s like having a moody teenager as your weapon!

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. who knew monsters had such killer rhythm?

    so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and madness that awaits you! just remember, suicide doesn’t stop the pain, you’re only moving it to a different dimension of insanity!

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  • MotherInLawNoTouch

    MotherInLawNoTouch
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are respected and you can build your own virtual bubble of safety! Join us and escape the drama of unwanted affection and rear end smacks from your mother-in-law.

    On our server, you can create your own world where no one can touch you without your consent, just like in real life (but with creepers instead of in-laws). Build a fortress of solitude where you can back away from any unwanted hugs and never have to explain your past trauma to anyone.

    So why join our server? Because here, you’re the master of your own space and no one can make you feel like the AH for setting boundaries. Plus, we have virtual therapy llamas to help you work through any relationship strains caused by your mother-in-law’s touchy-feely antics. Come join us and build a world where personal space is sacred and drama-free!

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  • BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!

    BreathCraft: Hot & Cool!
    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. one time, a creeper and a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a round of milkshakes. then they started breakdancing and the bartender was like “yo, this is lit!” so now we have breakdancing mobs on our server. u wanna see that? then join now! also, did i mention that our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave? yea, we got that bling bling for days. so come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999.

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  • HandyCraftDinnerDrama

    HandyCraftDinnerDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your own crazy life.

    Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!

    Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

    So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no crazy uncles showing up uninvited or passive-aggressive emails about who’s bringing what dish.

    Join us for a drama-free Thanksgiving feast where you can enjoy virtual turkey and ham without any family arguments. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family dynamics, so you can focus on building and crafting to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Trust us, you won’t find any stroke-induced drama here – just pure Minecraft fun. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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  • Girlfriend-Free Getaway Minecraft Server

    Girlfriend-Free Getaway Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of dealing with a girlfriend who can’t handle vacations without starting a fight. On our server, the only fights you’ll encounter are epic battles with creepers and skeletons!

    Take a break from consoling your insecure partner and spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about guilt trips or ultimatums here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    So come on over to our server and leave all your relationship woes behind. Your virtual vacation awaits – and this time, you can truly relax without any drama!

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends. But beware, there may be some sneaky players trying to steal your loot or prank you with exploding chickens!

    Join now and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends who screenshot your deepest, darkest thoughts when you can make new friends who will have your back in the virtual world? Plus, our server is so fun that you won’t even remember why you were upset in the first place!

    So come on, join us and let’s create some epic memories together. And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

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  • BlockRageCraft

    BlockRageCraft
    Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

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  • BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy

    BlockBucks: Minecraft Therapy
    Are you feeling down in the dumps and only have 10 measly dollars to your name? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

    Need a pick-me-up? How about riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a castle made entirely out of cake and defend it from an army of evil bunnies?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your blues and hello to a world of wacky adventures on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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