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DadCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, Assertiveness, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, elderly parents, emotional intelligence, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Frustration, Generational conflict, mental acuity, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, patience, Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding, work from home

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Love Letters Sent:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of dealing with parents who just don’t understand personal boundaries? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise away from nagging parents!

Our server offers a safe space for players to express themselves without fear of being judged for needing some alone time. No more interruptions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds or build a castle – unless, of course, it’s a friendly player trying to team up with you!

Join now and experience the freedom of being able to focus on your game without worrying about being accused of being in a bad mood when you’re just trying to work. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of dealing with overbearing family members, so you’ll fit right in!

Don’t let real life drama ruin your Minecraft experience – join our server and game on in peace!

PoopNotGreenAITA

adulting, bathroom etiquette, bathroom maintenance, boundary setting, cleanliness standards, color perception, communication problems, domestic disputes, emotional labor, family dynamics, household chores, household responsibilities, parenting challenges, partner expectations, personal hygiene, poop cleanup, PoopNotGreenAITA, relationship issues, self-care, shared living spaces, toilet cleaning

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1696
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ores Mined:	5350	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the poopocalypse of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.

Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.

And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.

So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!

Minecraft SMP: >HadSexCraft

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, emotional connection, emotional detachment, gtHadSexCraft, had sex, Healing Process, Intimacy, Minecraft, moment, moving on, personal boundaries, personal growth, physical connection, relationship, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-care, sexual encounter, smp, stop relating

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time one of our players had a steamy love affair with a creeper. Yup, you read that right. Things got pretty explosive, if you know what I mean.

But that’s not all! We’ve had players build entire cities made out of diamond blocks, only to have them stolen by a group of mischievous chickens. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon and ended up riding a pig into battle instead.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Barber, barbershop, CraftyCutsMC, emotional vulnerability, Grooming, Haircut, male bonding, Masculinity, Men, men’s mental health, mental health, personal grooming, self-care, traditional barbershop, Vulnerability, vulnerability in masculinity, vulnerability in men, vulnerability in men’s spaces, vulnerability in relationships, vulnerability in self-care.

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Mines Excavated:	4456
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	183	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, u know how men are all vulnerable at a barbershop? Well, on dis server, u gonna be even more vulnerable, but in a good way! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and then BAM, a giant barber chair appears outta nowhere and u gotta fight off evil hair clippings with ur trusty pickaxe. it’s gonna be wild, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground salon where u can get a fresh new haircut for ur Minecraft character. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like this before. Join now and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft server ever created!

BreakfastCraft: NoSharingBF

baking, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Generosity, NoSharingBF, OBLIGATION, personal time, Planning, relationship, scones, self-care, Selfishness, sharing, Time management, travel, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4752

Looking for a Minecraft server that values scones as much as you do? Look no further! Our server is filled with scone enthusiasts who understand the importance of a good breakfast treat.

Join us and experience the thrill of baking scones in-game, where you can trade them with other players for rare items or even build a scone-themed castle. Who knows, you might even find a scone-loving boyfriend in the virtual world!

Don’t worry about running out of scones before your next adventure, our server provides unlimited scone resources for all players. So come on in, bake some scones, and make friends who appreciate the art of breakfast pastries. It’s a scone-tastic time waiting for you!

PeakPhysiqueMC Server

#workout, athletic performance, body goals, Bodybuilding, Exercise, Female Athletes, female empowerment, FITNESS, gym motivation, health, healthy lifestyle, muscle definition, nutrition, peak female physique, PeakPhysiqueMC, physical strength, self-care, Server, strength, weightlifting, wellness, Women’s Fitness

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky dude? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved the peak female physique for all our players! That’s right, no more square bodies here, just curves for days!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while looking fabulous in your pixelated bikini armor. Fight off creepers and zombies with your killer abs and toned arms. And don’t even get us started on the epic dance parties we throw in our virtual club – you’ll be twerking like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to slay both in-game and IRL with your newfound Minecraft goddess status. Trust us, once you go pixelated, you’ll never go back!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

Authenticity, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, consent, empowerment, experimentation, Exploration, growth, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, Pleasure, Reflection, relationships, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, sex education, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Hey there, future Minecraft legends! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever witness. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs!

And as for advice about your sex life? Well, let’s just say our server is so lit that even your younger self would be getting some serious game. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among the pixelated chaos!

CraftyNotes

Communication, CraftyNotes, down, future self, Habit, journaling, Memory, mental health, mindfulness, noting, organization, personal development, Planning, productivity, Reflection, reminder, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-care, things, Writing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.

join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.

trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.

SkipMyEvent Minecraft Server

Boundaries, busy schedule, Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Events, exhaustion, family, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal time, Priorities, quality time, Resentment, Sacrifices, self-care, Server, SkipMyEvent, Support, teamwork

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Votes:	2118
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being a slave to your busy schedule and never having time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can skip family reunions and weddings without any consequences! No need to worry about missing out on important events, because here, your presence is not required.

Imagine a world where you can have a kid-free weekend to yourself, just like your spouse did after a wild bachelorette party. No judgment for napping all day or coming home hungover – we support your need for self-care!

Join now and experience the freedom of choosing when to do chores and when to relax. Who needs a shared calendar when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Don’t wait until after Labor Day, join our server today and reclaim your personal time!

BrotherlyBlockDrama

academic pressure, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockDrama, communication breakdown, Emotional Abuse, emotional detachment, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, favoritism, forgiveness, mental health, parental expectations, Resentment, self-care, self-preservation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs a brother when you can have a whole community of gamers to hang out with?

Our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun (and maybe finally give you some gifts for once). Plus, we promise not to threaten to marry you off if you don’t score well in-game.

So come on down to our server and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and let the gaming therapy begin!

Magic Mushroom Mayhem

alcohol abuse, Austria, Axe, Case Report, depression, DOCTORS, drug-induced psychosis, emergency surgery, hallucinogens, Magic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, medical emergency, mental health, Mushroom, penile amputation, psilocybin, psychoactive substances, psychological effects, self harm, severed penis, substance abuse, Trauma

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	1551
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting amputated is your boredom! We’ve got so much fun, you’ll be choppin’ off your worries like that guy choppin’ off his…well, you know.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten a whole field of magic mushrooms. But don’t worry, your body parts are safe here (unless you want to chop down some trees, that is).

We’ve got crazy builds, insane mobs, and more surprises than a man with an axe and a bad trip. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the axe at home, okay?

VerlinWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, Auto-mine, best, BUILD, Cases, Community, Creative, donation, Explore, free, Fun, Gaming, griefer, legend, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, VerlinWorld

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

/FREE Free donation and a lot of other things! Return of a VerlinWorld legend! The best griefer server in Minecraft!

mc.verlinworld.online

Leaked Diddy’s Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Celebrity, Conspiracy, controversy, Diddy, Diddys, gossip, Hip Hop, leaked, leaked footage, leaked information, leaked video, media attention, Minecraft, Music (Industry), privacy breach, public relations, reputation management, Rumors, scandal, Server, snitching, speculation, video leak

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through a world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind why that video got leaked – was it Diddy, or did the Ender Dragon have something to do with it? The only way to find out is to log in and start mining!

Who-Should-Beat-Mark-Briscoe-For-The-ROH-World-Title-To-Make-Minecraft-SMP

Championship, Mark Briscoe, professional wrestling, ring of honor, ROH, ROH World Champion, title contender, title defense, title holder, Title Match, WhoShouldBeatMarkBriscoeForTheROHWorldTitleToMakeMinecraftSMP, World title, wrestling, wrestling championship, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling match, wrestling promotion, wrestling storyline, wrestling title

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride filled with twists, turns, and creepers around every corner!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out with Mark Briscoe himself for the title of ROH World Champion! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building elaborate structures, the real challenge is taking down this virtual wrestling legend in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

But be warned, Mark Briscoe is no pushover. He’s got diamond armor for days and a mean right hook that can knock you out with just one hit. Only the bravest and most skilled players will have a shot at dethroning him and claiming the title for themselves.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the max and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate champion, join our server today and get ready for the fight of your virtual life!

RegretfulDateMC SMP

Closure, DATING, emotional baggage, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, love, missed opportunities, mistake, moving on, past, personal development, regret, RegretfulDateMC, relationship, second chances, Self Discovery, self reflection, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1809	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft? Join our SMP and find your perfect blocky soulmate! We have a love potion dispenser at spawn that guarantees you’ll find love within 24 hours or your diamonds back! Don’t let your biggest dating regret be not joining our server sooner!

Creeper Tears: The Musical

creeper, emotional ballads, Emotional Music, heart-wrenching melodies, melancholy music, Musical, sad songs, songs that bring on the waterworks, songs that bring out emotions, songs that bring tears, songs that elicit tears, songs that evoke tears, songs that hit you in the feels, songs that make you cry, songs that make you emotional, songs that make you weep, songs that provoke emotions, songs that touch the soul, songs that tug at heartstrings, soul-stirring songs, tearjerker tunes, Tears

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	90
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wanna cry like a sad song? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn those tears into tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be crying about is how hard you’re laughing!

Pixelated Fun Zone Minecraft Server

chilling drama, dark comedy, dark humor, Drama, eerie atmosphere, Fun, gripping storyline, haunting performance, immersive theater, intense acting, little dark age, Live Entertainment, Minecraft, pemPixelated, Performance, PLAYS, psychological thriller, Serverp, stage production, suspenseful play, Theater, theatrical experience, theatrical masterpiece, twisted plot, Zoneem

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	126
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our server where we embrace the little dark age! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the lair was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass by farming these feathered jewel factories!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Welcome to the little dark age, where the fun never ends!

Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

Cheating, cheating in sports, cheating scandal, controversy, crazy, football, la liga, Los cheating, Madrees, Minecraft, negros, player misconduct, professional sports, real madrid, Reyal, Reyal Madree, scandal, smp, Soccer, spanish football, sports, sports ethics, sports news, sports scandal, team drama

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9148	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magic Items Found:	1102
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8980
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyBoysNSpandex

BlockyBoysNSpandex, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, children’s behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, inappropriate comments, kids in public spaces, parenting, personal space, privacy, public nudity, Respect, self esteem, shower etiquette, social norms, teaching kids, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Votes:	281
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Unlike a public indoor swimming pool, we promise no five-year-old boys will be commenting on your height or checking you out in the shower. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any awkward encounters with moms who think it’s okay for their kids to make you feel uncomfortable. Plus, we have a strict no-body-commenting policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about being judged. Join us now and escape the real world craziness for a truly epic Minecraft adventure!

DinoDiggin’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Potions Brewed:	76

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have so much fun that even dinosaurs want to join in on the action! Picture this: you’re mining away and suddenly stumble upon a fossil that turns out to be a brand new dinosaur species. What do you do? Name it, of course! Join our server and become a paleontologist of the blocky world, discovering new prehistoric creatures left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a T-Rex chilling in a cave, just waiting for you to give it a hilarious name like Bob or Steve. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the next dino whisperer on our server – join now and start digging up some Jurassic fun!