self-care Minecraft Servers

Self-Care

  • SickDayCraft Minecraft Server

    SickDayCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of sharing a TV with a PS5 addict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your boyfriend drama.

    Our server is like a playground for adults, but without the pee and poop accidents (hopefully). We have virtual mascots that dance with you and plenty of food to keep you energized for those long gaming sessions. And the best part? You don’t have to deal with any sore throat excuses here!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a TV when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we guarantee no one will call you an asshole for wanting to watch movies on your day off. It’s a win-win situation!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomStopBoyToyLOL

    MomStopBoyToyLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a virtual escape from real-life drama like your parents’ messy separation! Join us and leave all that family drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in our blocky world.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about hearing about your mom’s new “boyfriend” or their relationship problems. Instead, you can focus on building your dream castle, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends.

    We understand that balancing family issues and Minecraft can be a lot to handle, so why not take a break and join our server for some much-needed fun and laughter? Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with a community of fellow players who just want to have a good time?

    So come on over and join our server for a break from the chaos of real life. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count the regret of not joining sooner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GF_GrowUpCraft

    GF_GrowUpCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fembot’s Oasis 1.20.4

    Fembot’s Oasis 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the stench of dirty fembots! We have virtual soap and water to clean those foul cunts. Virgin smellfags are not welcome here, only clean and fresh players allowed. Say goodbye to shame and hello to a fragrant gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TraumaCraft Minecraft Server

    TraumaCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your FWB troubles behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies.

    Our server is the perfect place to forget about age differences and unequal relationships, because here, everyone is equal – as long as you can build a killer castle, that is. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, just like your ex’s ex-wife did when she married that older dude.

    Don’t worry about taking things too far, because on our server, the only thing that’s too far is the distance between you and the nearest diamond mine. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where drama is just a distant memory and adventure awaits at every turn.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCashCow

    CraftyCashCow

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your money on boring stuff like clothes or food? Well, why not spend it on joining our epic Minecraft server instead! We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. And don’t even get me started on our pet creepers – they can do the moonwalk like you’ve never seen before! So forget about buying that new pair of shoes, come join us and let your virtual adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

    Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

    but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

    plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ToiletTroubleCraft

    ToiletTroubleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

    Foid Destroyer Life 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and no foids to ruin your vibe. Build your dream world without any toxic relationships holding you back. Volcel for life, but Minecraft forever! Join us and escape the madness of reality. Let’s craft and laugh together, no brainwashing allowed here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP